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We're dead! We're dead! We survived, but we're dead!

Literally everyone after their encounter with Thanos in Infinity War

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(Sigyn emerges from the restroom after changing into her costume and tosses her bag onto an apparently empty seat)

Loki: Ow!

Sigyn: Loki!

Loki: (becomes visible) It's not my fault! Thor ran away, and I knew I'd get blamed for it...

Thor: (pops up) THAT'S NOT TRUE!

Sigyn: Thor!

Loki: (over him) And I thought he'd try to sneak on the helicarrier so I came in...

Thor: (over him) You said, "Something's up with Sigyn, we have to find out what!"

Loki: ...And then you closed the doors before I could find him...

Thor: ...It was YOUR idea, YOUR idea!

Loki: ...AND IT'S NOT MY FAULT!

Thor: ...100%, all yours, all the time IDEA!

Sigyn: Wait a minute, wait a minute! You left Korg ALONE?

Loki: Yes, Sigyn, I'm completely stupid—OF COURSE we got a sitter...

Thor: (over him) No, we got someone, Sigyn! Somebody great! We wouldn't do that!

Loki: (over him) Do you think I'm totally irresponsible? Thanks a lot!

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What’s wrong, Dad? Are you picturing my future again?

Loki Laufeyson ( to Odin )

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Sigyn: This is Loki, my best friend and life partner, and the one I trust with everything and whom I adore above all others. My dearest most precious person, who can do no wrong in my eyes because he's so brave and dedicated and smart, and we have so much in common. I just adore this man, look at him, isn’t he beautiful? Isn’t he swell? Yeah, my guy Loki——he’s the best. I love him.

Loki: I guess Sigyn likes me, yeah? But I don’t want to assume or anything, you know.

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How was I supposed to know there’d be consequences to my actions?

Loki Laufeyson, probably, after trying take over Earth in The Avengers

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Thor: Why’d you headbutt me?!

Loki: I was going to punch you, but I’m holding the Tesseract.

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Sigyn: You know, anyone but me would punch you right in the head.

Loki: Which is why you're my best friend!

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Loki is a good man, if you ignore all the things he does on purpose and concentrate on all of the things he does by accident.

Sigyn, or Thor, defending Loki

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Tony: I don’t need therapy. I have you guys!

Strange: We’re just as fucked as you are! It’s like the blind leading the blind!

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Thor, maybe you don’t have enough RAM to understand this, but there is such thing as brotherly love.

Loki Laufeyson ( to Thor Odinson )

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I’m here to kick some ass, take some names, and do it all with an endearing smile.

Sigyn Iwaldisdottir, probably

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Loki (internally): Wait, is he into me? Quick, make a bad joke and see if he laughs.

Loki (to Bucky): Did you hear the one about the skeleton who couldn't go to the party? He had no body to go with.

Bucky (laughs): That's really funny!

Loki (internally): Well, that's not a fair test——that joke's hilarious.

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Sigyn: You need to get your life together!

Wanda: All right, but why are you helping me?

Sigyn: Because my life is a mess right now and I compulsively take care of other people when I don’t know how to take care of myself.

Wanda: Oh.

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Too bad Loki isn’t here to enjoy Loki not being here.

Stephen Strange, probably

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Taneleer: Who's in charge here?

Loki: Well, usually whoever yells the loudest.

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Okay, I’ll do it. But only for the attention.

Loki Laufeyson, probably

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Hey. If this relationship thing is going to work, then it goes both ways. You have to tell me why were committing a felony before we do it. Not that that’s going to stop us, but at least I’ll have all the facts, okay?

Sigyn Iwaldisdottir ( to Loki Laufeyson )