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                         𝐈 𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔´𝐃 𝐁𝐄 𝐇𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐘 𝐓𝐎 𝐒𝐄𝐄 𝐌𝐄.

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Hela: YOU TURNED ME INTO YOUR EXECUTIONER WHY AM I BEING EXIL-

Odin:

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                                                  R҉E҉B҉O҉R҉N҉!.

                        -   🇵​🇷​🇮​🇻​🇦​🇹​🇪​,    🇸​🇪​🇱​🇪​🇨​🇹​🇮​🇻​🇪​,     🇲​🇾​🇹​🇭​ / 🇲​🇦​🇷​🇻​🇪​🇱​      🇭​🇪​🇱​🇦​.  -

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So In the “Snake Story” of Ragnarok, I noticed something important.

I’ve been told asgardians aged slowly, we can deduce that means they age slowly since they are born as well, but that would be... incorrect (unless this was a mistake in the movie) Because in that case, a hundred human years would be one or two asgardian years approximately. While a human child ages normally, an asgardian remains as a toddler, or a baby.

The topic of how Thor and Loki age is kinda tricky because he mentioned being 1500 years old, but appears 20-30 years old, though, when he tells the story of the snake, he mentions he and Loki were 8 years old when it happened, but... didn’t asgardians age slowly? How could they be already children when they were 8?

Of course what I’m going to write it’s just my opinion, a theory and has been a headcanon for some time: an asgardian doesn’t age slowly since it’s born.

But... how is that possible?

Well, we all know that human babies grow up kinda quickly the first years after they are born and then they start growing slowly, until they reach maturity and they don’t grow anymore, they start aging. I know it sounds redundant but I mean that they do not keep developing, but become age-worn... xd

So, asgardians are a strong, powerful race of Gods, so in my theory, I concluded that asgardians age like a human at first because their bodies need to reach maturity, and once they reach that maturity, their body becomes stronger, they can have use of their power way better and therefore, gain longevity.

This is not something I’ve read, it’s just something I wanted to write, so I could give an explanation to what I’ve seen in this scene. If anyone has the answer to this, or another theories, let me know because this is just very interesting.

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Hela from Niflheim observing how the asgardians Thor tried to save after Ragnarok arrive after Thanos destroyed the ship :v

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When Odin kills u but revives u later cuz the world can’t function without the goddess of death :D.

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Skurge: I-I am not looking for trouble...

Hela: what a terrible way to live.

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                               𝒪𝒹𝒾𝓃𝓈𝑜𝓃 𝒪𝒹𝒾𝓃𝓈𝒹𝑜𝓉𝓉𝒾𝓇𝒪𝒹𝒾𝓃𝒷𝒶𝓇𝓃.

                                       Hela, Thor and Loki - Odin´s children.

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Hela: daddy, a spider bit my finger. What do I do?

Loki: elevate and apply pressure.

Hela: *lifts up spider* apologize or else.

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Skurge: I love women with personality

Hela: Lucky you. I have many.

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Hela, Thor and Loki in Ragnarok if Odin had been good at parenting.

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Thor: I don’t like you

Hela:

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                 ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾　𝓛𝓸𝓴𝓲𝓫𝓪𝓻𝓷 - 𝓡𝓪𝓰𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓸𝓴 𝓮𝔁𝓮𝓬𝓾𝓽𝓸𝓻𝓼  ☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙

          𝘕𝘰𝘳𝘴𝘦 𝘔𝘺𝘵𝘩 𝘈𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘤 / 𝘍𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘊𝘭𝘢𝘪𝘮𝘴 - 𝘓𝘰𝘬𝘪 & 𝘈𝘯𝘨𝘳𝘣𝘰𝘥𝘢´𝘴 𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘯: 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘍𝘦𝘯𝘳𝘪𝘳 𝘞𝘰𝘭𝘧;    𝘑𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘳, 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘞𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥 𝘚𝘦𝘳𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘵; 𝘏𝘦𝘭𝘢, 𝘎𝘰𝘥𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘋𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩.

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When Angrboda arrives home with a gift / but it says “Happy Father’s Day”

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Hela: happy Father’s Day dad, Thanks for not wearing protection 🖤

Loki: I actually did but it broke

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HAPPY DAY TO OUR AWESOME DAD LOKI

That moment when you find out Loki isn’t only the God of Mischief

BUT THE GOD OF FATHERHOOD

Marvel 👏 give 👏 me 👏 a 👏 family 👏 man 👏 Loki