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"incorrect quotes" yeah they sure are. he would not fucking say that

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Auchi: Well, I for one think you're perfect for each other. Ryuunosuke: I feel like there's gonna be more. Auchi: Because you're both losers! Asougi: There it is.

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Masked Disciple: Come on, sir, focus on the good! You can hold your head up. You took the high road with Vortex. Barok: Not entirely. When I was alone in his office, I changed his autocorrect. Now when he types "Hart" it gets replaced with "butt."

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POV: In an AU where Drebber and Benjamin studied art instead of science, Drebber is watching Benjamin's proudest work.

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Barok: [gets up] Ryuunosuke: Now he's getting up. Barok: [heads toward Ryuunosuke and Susato] Ryuunosuke: Now he's coming this way. Barok: [stands in front of them] Ryuunosuke: Now he's standing right in front of us. Barok: What's he doing? Ryuunosuke: Now he's— Susato: Stop talking, Naruhodou-sama.

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Vortex: Legal Assistant Mikotoba. Susato: Honorable Chief Vortex-sama. I wondered why all the birds had suddenly stopped singing.

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Judge: Drumroll please, Sir van Zieks? Barok: Have you lost your actual mind?

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Barok: And may I see some cold, hard evidence? Ryuunosuke: Maybe it's there. Proof at last, Naruhodou-san. Proof at last! Judge: Is he all right? Susato: I wouldn't say so, no.

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Haori, shouting: Hi, I'm a lesbian! The court: Seishirou: ...Congratulations? Haori: Thank you.

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Vortex: I was voted "least friendly" in high school and here I am, a chief justice. Vortex: Do you know what "Mr. Popularity" Vincent Mondale is doing these days? He's a sociologist, for god's sake. Vortex: A sociologist, Mr. Naruhodou.

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You have a boyish face and a big, goofy grin. It's like being yelled at by a children's cereal mascot.

Barok van Zieks to Ryuunosuke Naruhodou

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Holmes: You're a terrible father. Yuujin: What? Holmes: You've been asleep at the wheel, man. What have you done to cultivate her incredible mind? Yuujin: I read to her every night! Holmes: Shakespeare? Tolstoy? Yuujin: No, nothing that advanced. Holmes: Dear god, are you reading her Dickens!?

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Susato's twitter: ok never mind it was all worth it just to accidentally stumble across this exchange between a judge, a prosecutor, and a war veteran where only the judge knows who biggie smalls is

Barok: No further questions, Your Honor. Judge: I've got a follow-up question about the Biggie Smalls lyric. Barok: About the what? I'm sorry. Judge: About the Biggie Smalls lyric. "I got seven Mack 11s, about eight 38s, nine 9s." That's a Biggie Smalls lyric. Are we looking for firearms? Garrideb: I don't know. I don't recognize that. Judge: So if you look on page 8— Barok: Yes. Judge: —Where he says, "I'll need a list of ammo to get." Then he says, "I got seven Mack 11s, about eight 38s, nine 9s." That's a genuine shopping list, but that seems to me like he's just tossing a Biggie Smalls lyric into the chat. Garrideb: I don't recognize the lyrics is what I'm saying, sir. Judge: Okay. Yeah. Well, that is a Biggie Smalls lyric. Barok: I am still not understanding the word. I apologize. Judge: Biggie Smalls? Biggie Smalls is a dead rapper. Barok: Oh. Judge: It's a lyric from a song by the dead rapper, Biggie Smalls. Barok: Got it.

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Court Reporter: I've written down every plan you've ever come up with, which obviously never worked because you're here and you're back, so... good luck. Susato: Physically attack Vortex-sama. Susato: Seduce Vortex-sama. Susato: Make Vortex-sama think HE'S the one on trial. Susato: ...Catch that magic panda, use her powers? Susato: Oh, I'm guessing that was Holmes-sama. Court Reporter: That guy has no idea what's going on.

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Take care of your mental health

Ryuunosuke: Talk about your feelings Susato: Keep active Holmes: Eat an potato Asougi: Throw your phone in the lake Iris: Kiss a bird gently Gregson: Scowl Gina: Make fun of someone you don't like Barok: Lie in the dirt and let the earth slowly reclaim you

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I can’t believe Megundal-san betrayed us. Why is it always the ones you most expect?

Ryuunosuke Naruhodou

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Drebber: How do attorneys feel about murder? Ryuunosuke: It's frowned upon.