incorrectconspiracytheorist

[incorrectconspiracytheorist]

It’s pride month, theorist. you know what that means.

huh

what

do you want me to make like

gay theories?

what

[incorrectconspiracytheorist]

My cheese is real. How the hell fid cheese become real

the government

[incorrectconspiracytheorist]

Bonus Theory!

These so-called “Low Poly Animals” are actually sleeper agents in a plot to overthrow humans!

L.P.A.!!!!! THINK ABOUT IT! “Low Poly Animals”? or does it really stand for “Legion of Polygonal Agents”?? These animals are here to overthrow humans by poisoning our mind with evil video games, weakening us so that they can take our place! And their leader? None other than tumblr user @lowpolyanimals themselves!

ooc: yeah it’s been a good run but I am NOT winning this chat 💔💔💔 better luck next time. Oh, and I did the quiz from lowpolyanimals’s blog and I got the bird from portal 2 :D

Round 2: The Quarterquarterquarterfinals

(Poll 14 of 64)

@incorrectconspiracytheorist

“it is very cool”

@lowpolyanimals

(no propaganda submitted)

[incorrectconspiracytheorist]

the new pope is american for a reason. he will defeat jd vance in hand to hand combat to avenge his fallen brethren.

jd vance definitely killed the pope

[incorrectconspiracytheorist]

BLOG is CONFUSED

Confuse a Gimmick Blog for 10s (1/1)

[incorrectconspiracytheorist]

jd vance definitely killed the pope

[incorrectconspiracytheorist]

Advice on not being silenced? They’re trying to hide the truth of The Streets.

Nice try, Mr. Government, I know you’re just trying to steal my secrets.

[incorrectconspiracytheorist]

So basically, Australia isn’t upside down… EVERYONE ELSE IS RIGHT SIDE UP! The rest of the world is government freaks hired by big right side up to collectively isolate Australia because of the secret spiderroos running around in the nuclear desert that takes up the center of the country…..

Ah, the early days of researching, when I believed in Australia. Don’t worry, you will soon find out that Australia is nothing but another one of those lies the government has released to cover up their evil experiments.

[incorrectconspiracytheorist]

a true scientist never reveals their sources

Round 1: The Quarterquarterquartersemifinals

@incorrectconspiracytheorist

“it is very cool”

@arewebeholdingaman

(no propaganda submitted)

[incorrectconspiracytheorist]

Bonus Theory!

Birds may not be government drones, but they are trying to infiltrate our society!

My sources tell me Diogenes is actually a chicken in disguise! He plucks his feathers everyday to fit the definition of a man so that he can achieve his evil goals of infiltrating THIS GIMMICK BRACKET SPECIFICALLY. We cannot let him win. RALLY! VOTE FOR THE TRUTH!

Round 1: The Quarterquarterquartersemifinals

@incorrectconspiracytheorist

“it is very cool”

@arewebeholdingaman

(no propaganda submitted)

[incorrectconspiracytheorist]

BIRDS ARE REAL. THAT IS A PSYOP TO THE REAL DRONES: MOSQUITOES

THINK. THE BLOOD SAMPLES! THE WHIRRING! THE NANOTECHNOLOGY! THEY ARE FAR BETTER DRONES THAN BIRDS

So you’re saying the whole “birds are government drones” thing was made up BY the government to hide the fact that mosquitoes were implanting nanotechnology into our skins? Excellent work, my colleague! Good thing I’ve never been bitten by one—I’ve set up a turret around my house and car that kills any mosquitos within a 10-mile radius!

[incorrectconspiracytheorist]

#003

Birds aren’t the only government drones around…

It was a sunny day, and I was seated at my desk doing Very Important Scientific Research when I happened to glance at the window. To my surprise, staring back at me was none other than a squirrel. It stared at me with its evil eyes for a moment before scurrying away. Clearly it was a government drone, attempting to gather intel on my Very Important Scientific Research. I must be more wary of animals in the future. I cannot allow this Very Important Scientific Research to fall into the wrong hands.

[incorrectconspiracytheorist]

TV REMOTES ORIGINALLY WORKED ON DISHWASHERS, BUT THE GOVERNMENT EMPLOYED ALIENS FROM URANUS'S SECRET MOON TO DISMANTLE THE FUNCTION WITH A BRAIN IMPLANT. IN THE DISHWASHER.

I’m sure it was just the first step in their brain-implant process. Who knows when they’ll start using it to brainwash us! We must spread the truth!

[incorrectconspiracytheorist]

the entirety of nebraska consists of a gaping hole to the center of the earth surrounded by cornfields

I’m sure the Government is conducting the evilest experiments in the crater. Anyone claiming to be from there must be either a government agent trying to cover it up, or perhaps an escaped experiment from the crater itself? Interesting…

[incorrectconspiracytheorist]

this blog is planet dolan core

I haven’t heard of the planet Dolan, though I’m sure if you’re comparing me to it then it must be filled with only the smartest of scholars, correct?

[incorrectconspiracytheorist]

Bonus Theory!

Tumblr user drawing-you-as-a-critter is actually a front for the government…

The government realized how powerful I would be if I won this tournament, so they inserted a false user under the guise of “drawing-you-as-a-critter” in an attempt to stop this from happening. However, the truth is too powerful to suppress! I am ALWAYS right!

ooc: it’s so cool that I’m in this and I’m happy to be moving on!! not at ALL concerned about the fact that I’m losing to someone who doesnt. exist.

Round 0

@drawing-you-as-a-critter

(no propaganda submitted)

@incorrectconspiracytheorist

“it is very cool”

[incorrectconspiracytheorist]

Bonus Theory!

All blogs are gimmick blogs.

Throughout my days of research, I’ve discovered yet another interesting fact about our universe. Each tumblr blog, though some refuse to admit it, is really just a gimmick blog in disguise. You must dig into the deeper meanings of the blog in order to find it. I wonder if they’re all run by the same person…

whenever I see gimmick blogs I don't consider that they have a separate main blog or anything else. That's just what they do all the time. God put them on the internet to count the number of lobsters in other posts and nothing else.