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oh my god can i draw some of ur gatsby posts i’m Wheezing

adsfadsoifioasdjifklasjdf tbh I’d love it if you did. Tag me please so that I’ll see it!!! 

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Can u pls do more Tom Sawyer and Huck Finn cause they’re rlly funny (p.s. luv ur acc). Oh also great gatsby is great 2.

Sure!! I will endeavor to return to more Tom and Huck posts in the future. Thank you for the compliments and support!!!

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Judge: Jack Dawkins, how do you plead?

Dodger: *looks at Charley*

Charley: *mouths “not guilty”*

Dodger: Hot milky

Charley: You know what just lock him up

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Ernest Frankenstein is my favorite character in Frankenstein. 

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Alphonse Frankenstein: I love all my children equally.

Alphonse Frankenstein: There's Victor, Elizabeth, William and *looks at smudged writing on hand* A nest

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The fact that almost 300 people follow this astounds me especially since I have long gaps of noncontent.

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could you do some about 1984?

I actually haven’t read 1984 yet (I plan to though) but I can see if I can think of any! If you have any other book suggestions just lmk! <3 

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Very proud to announce that I am officially a lost cause! Thank you for all your continued support, unfortunately it was all for nothing!

Victor Frankenstein, to Walton 

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Houston, I have so many problems.

Victor Frankenstein 

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The Creature: Why is it that whenever I’m having fun, it’s wrong?

Victor: Because you kill people!

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Jordan: I’m a woman of action. You have to act first and learn to apologize later, like I do.

Nick: You never apologize.

Jordan: Well, I would if I had ever been wrong.

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Victor, when destroying the body of the female monster: The risk I took was calculated.

Victor, when Henry and Elizabeth were both killed: But man, am I bad at math.

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The Creature: Oh, so now I’m ‘bad’ just because I’ve done bad things in the past, continue doing so in the present, and will likely do so in the future?!

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Léonce: Oh sorry I fell asleep while waiting for you to make me a sandwich!

Edna: Go back to sleep. And starve.

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Well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions.

Victor Frankenstein after the Creature kills his loved ones in vengeance for his abandonment 

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Macbeth: We all die. You either kill yourself or get killed.

Lady Macbeth: *starts beatboxing* Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do?

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The Ghost of Christmas Present: Look at this child. If you don’t change your ways, he’ll die. He will be missed terribly by his loving family.

Scrooge: I sleep.

The Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come: Oh yeah and you’ll die too

Scrooge: REAL SHIT???