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Natasha: Why do you let me win when we race up the stairs? You're the faster one.

Captain Carter: Um, it's nice to see your smile when you win.

Later...

Natasha: She's probably just staring at my ass, isn't she?

Hill: Yeah, probably.

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Scott: I am proud to say I've finally overcome my fear of ghosts.

Captain Carter: That's the spirit.

Scott: *gasps* whErE???

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Captain Carter: Look me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Natasha.

Natasha: You can't expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.

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Captain Carter: If you dont kiss your cat on her tiny soft forehead, then what are you even doing?

Captain Marvel: Yelling at her to stop eating the furniture.

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Natasha: Peg, what's your favorite thing about lazy rainy days?

Captain Carter: Well, it's the perfect excuse for us to stay in, cuddle under a blanket, and lose ourselves in each other's company. Rainy days are made for us, don't you think?

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Natasha: Yelena is washing the dishes, and I just heard her say, "Who do you work for? Who's your contact?" While repeatedly pushing a glass underwater.

Captain Carter: At least she's having fun?

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Natasha: *Fast Fowards all the way through the movie*

Captain Carter: You can't just skip to the happy ending!

Natasha: I don't have time for their problems.

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Captain Carter and Natasha are hiding in a small closet during a mission...

Captain Carter: Well, this is cozy.

Natasha: Yeah, nothing like a tiny cramped space to make me realize how attractive my partner is.

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Natasha: Stop doing that.

Captain Carter: Stop doing what?

Natasha: Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you.

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Peggy: That's ridiculous, Angie does not have a crush on me.

Jarvis: Yes, she does.

Howard: Yes, she does.

Angie: Yes, I do.

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*at the zoo*

Thor: What are they in for?

Captain Carter: Thor, this isn't a prison.

Thor: So, they can leave?

Captain Carter: No, but-

Thor pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.

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Peggy: I got an idea!

Sousa: Does it involve breaking the law?

Peggy: By now, don't you think that's a given?

Sousa: I was being optimistic.

Peggy: Don't bother.

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Jack Thompson: If I was married to you, I'd put poison in your coffee.

Peggy: If I was married to you, I'd drink it.

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Peggy: Why is there blood everywhere?

Dottie: I aggressively poked someone with a knife.

Peggy: You stabbed someone?!

Dottie: No, I aggressively poked someone with a knife.

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Peggy: How do I deal with my enemies?

Dottie: Kill them.

Peggy: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution.

Dottie: Kill them only a little?

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Peggy: Mr. Jarvis, hand me that wrench.

Jarvis: Miss Carter, are you planning on fixing this truck or hitting someone over the head with it?

Peggy: A bit of both, Mr. Jarvis. A bit of both.

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Captain Carter: Natasha, do you have a plan?

Natasha: Of course, I have a plan. I always have a plan.

Captain Carter: And what is it?

Natasha: Well, first we go in, guns blazing. Then, if that doesn't work, we improvise.

Captain Carter: Improvise? That doesn't sound very reassuring.