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carlos: how do tall people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can’t possibly cover you?

james: carlos, it’s four o’ clock in the morning.

carlos: so, you can’t sleep, huh? is it because of the blanket?

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hawk: well if it isn't gustavo rocque.

gustavo: but it is me.

hawk: no, it's an expression--

gustavo: your villain tricks won't work on me!

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kendall: so.. i heard you like bad boys

jo: no not really

kendall: oh thank god

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mrs. knight: are you guys alright?! are any of you hurt?!?!?!?

kendall: no… we’re fine

mrs. knight: tHEN WHAT WERE YOU IDIOTS THINKING?!

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logan: are you in my apartment?

camille: please. i haven’t snuck into your apartment for weeks. which reminds me, you’re all out of crackers.

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carlos: are we in trouble?

gustavo: take a guess

james: no...?

gustavo: TAKE ANOTHER GUESS

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mrs. knight: katies's at that special age where there's only one thing on her mind.

kendall: boys?

katie: homicide.

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kelly: go to hell!

gustavo: oh, i’ve been there, thank you. i found it quite lovely.

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carlos: can i say something that will probably annoy you?

logan: since when do you ask for permission?

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kendall: we did a bad thing.

gustavo: does it affect me?

kendall: no.

gustavo: then suffer in silence.

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logan: you’re pretty dumb

james: thank you.

logan: why are you thanking me? i just insulted you.

james: all i heard was “you’re pretty.” i’m focusing on the positives in life.

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logan: i think i'm having a midlife crisis.

mrs. knight: you're only 16

logan: i might die at 32!

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logan: did you know that when you break a bone it typically will heal back stronger than before?

carlos: so you're saying i should break every bone in my body until i become invincible.

logan:

james:

kendall:

katie:

mrs. knight:

kelly:

gustavo: please don't

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carlos: you guys need to be more positive!

carlos: *trips and falls down the stairs*

carlos: wow i got down those stairs fast!

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cop: i'm pulling you over for trying to fit three people on a motorcycle, license a-

james: wait, three?

cop: yes. you, the blonde-

carlos: LOGAN FELL OFF

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gustavo: we need to talk about your professionalism

the guys, all standing on chairs: those are some mighty brave words for someone standing in lava

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carlos, flexing: you see these arms?

carlos: wii sports resort