Gustavo: sometimes I wish I had become a father
James: but you already are!!
Kendall: yeah, what about us!!
BTR: yeah!!
Gustavo: *stunned, slightly annoyed but oddly touched* you dogs do realize I'm not your father, right?
*later*
BTR: *sadly writing in their diaries* "today I was disowned by my father"
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Rex: I bet you're never going to forget that good-bye kiss.
*Cody looks horrified*
Wolffe: No.
Rex: *gasps*
Wolffe: You forgot the good-bye kiss?
Rex: How could you forget the good-bye kiss? That's your thing!
Cody: I don't know. He was late, and the horn was honking. And the balloon poodle's leg popped, and--
Fox: Hey, what's going on?
Wolffe: Uh, Cody and Obi-wan forgot the good-bye kiss.
Fox: How could you forget the good-bye kiss? That's your thing!
Cody: I know!
Rex: We have to get to the airport to kiss Obi-Wan good-bye.
*Everyone starts shouting and running out the door*
Rex: Go! Go!
Anakin: Stop. You forgot Cody.
*They all rush back and grab Cody*
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*Turtles are on a line*
Splinter: You are great, but not serious.
Leo: *grins*
Splinter: You are serious but not great.
Donnie: *clearly offended*
Splinter: You lost a pet and still miss it.
Raph, holding back tears: Spike…
Splinter: And you are just plain terrible.
Mikey: Tsss yeah, ouch.
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CK x Big Time Rush Incorrect Quote
Johnny: Dogs! You've come a long way. But you have you a longer way to go to before you become real badasses.
Johnny: Hawk is still too self-centered and only cares about himself.
Hawk *takes out a mirror strokes his mohawk*: Hawk and I still disagree.
Johnny: Quiet you two! Miguel still lacks direction.
Miguel *Facing away from Johnny*: I do not!
Johnny: Turn around.
*Miguel does a 360 turn still facing away from Johnny*
Johnny: *signs* Demetri still lacks swagger
Demetri: Yes, but if you ever need a color pencil who you gonna call.
Johnny: *breaks the color pencil* And Robby needs to stop talking back to me after everything I say.
Robby: And Dad needs to take-
Johnny: Don't Say It! Not One More Word.
Robby turns towards the others all of them giving him warning signs
Johnny: Good!
Robby: Chill Pill.
Johnny shaking with rage, steam coming from his ears
Miguel and Hawk: Steam?
Demetri: Thats a New One
Robby: Run!
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boyfriends.
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DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 38
Jim: I literally saw Harvey flip a coin on a moving train and unblock a contact labeled "ABSOLUTELY NOT" and text them "hey" with a slutty amount of Ys.
Bruce: I want answers!
Harley: Well clearly you have commitment issues and you'll never be a steady boyfriend until you conquer your insecurities and fear of rejection-
Bruce: Not those answers!
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Harry: You have to actually talk to him, Payno. Zayn's not just gonna walk in the door and say "Hey, let's go on a date tonight”.
Zayn walking in: Hey, Let’s go on a date tonight!
Harry: Okay, bad example.
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Noelle: Charmy, it's time to stop treating us like children! And it's also time to stop feeding us dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets!
Charmy: But you guys love your dinosaur shaped chicken!
Noelle: Yeah! When we were yougner! We're adults now, Charmy! Tell her, boys!
Asta and Liebe, playing with their dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets: RAWR! RAWR!
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Belle: Hiding is not going to solve anything.
Zelena: No, but it will temporarily keep us alive and I don't know about you, but...
Zelena: I LIKE LIVING!
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Zuko trying to get Azula a date
Zuko: You have to actually talk to them Azula. A girlfriend’s not just gonna walk in the door and say "Hey, let's go on a date tonight”.
Katara walking in: Hey, Lets go on a date tonight! :)
Zuko: Okay, bad example.
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*mansion-sitting for Gustavo*
Logan: have friends, they said. it'll be fun, they said.
*couch on fire*
Carlos: PUT IT OUT!! PUT IT OUT!!
James: IT'S TOO BIG TO SMOTHER! GET THE ANTI-FLAMETHROWER!!!
Kendall: it's called a FIRE EXTINGUISHER. A FIRE EXTINGUISH-
*glass breaks, more furniture catches fire, Carlos, James and Kendall scream*
Logan: *fire extinguisher in hand* i gotta get new friends.
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*Fox, Cody, Bly, Wolffe, and Rex all sitting in a circle*
Rex: remember that Jedi, Obi-Wan, you had a crush on in the war?
Cody: *grins and nods*
Rex, grinning: Well he gave me a note saying he liked you, but I threw it away and never told you th--
Cody standing on a table: HE WAS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!
*Cody body slams Rex and everyone immediately tries to stop the fight*
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Ruby: I don't wanna date a pretty girl, I wanna date you!
Weiss:
Ruby: Wait, no. Damn, that came out wrong-
Blake: [eating popcorn]
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Random Incorrect CK quote
Terry Silver: What are we waiting for? I'm antsy.
Amanda: We're still missing Robby
Terry Silver: So you got rid of Robby? My money was on Demetri.
Demetri: Why does everyone keep saying that!
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