#incorrect big time rush Tumblr posts

[kenobivirgin69]

Gustavo: sometimes I wish I had become a father

James: but you already are!!

Kendall: yeah, what about us!!

BTR: yeah!!

Gustavo: *stunned, slightly annoyed but oddly touched* you dogs do realize I'm not your father, right?

*later*

BTR: *sadly writing in their diaries* "today I was disowned by my father"

[cant-get-enough-btr-forever]

Big Time Incorrect Quotes/Text Posts #46

[thejediandthemandalorian]

Rex: I bet you're never going to forget that good-bye kiss.

*Cody looks horrified*

Wolffe: No.

Rex: *gasps*

Wolffe: You forgot the good-bye kiss?

Rex: How could you forget the good-bye kiss? That's your thing!

Cody: I don't know. He was late, and the horn was honking. And the balloon poodle's leg popped, and--

Fox: Hey, what's going on?

Wolffe: Uh, Cody and Obi-wan forgot the good-bye kiss.

Fox: How could you forget the good-bye kiss? That's your thing!

Cody: I know!

Rex: We have to get to the airport to kiss Obi-Wan good-bye.

*Everyone starts shouting and running out the door*

Rex: Go! Go!

Anakin: Stop. You forgot Cody.

*They all rush back and grab Cody*

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

*Turtles are on a line*

Splinter: You are great, but not serious.

Leo: *grins*

Splinter: You are serious but not great.

Donnie: *clearly offended*

Splinter: You lost a pet and still miss it.

Raph, holding back tears: Spike…

Splinter: And you are just plain terrible.

Mikey: Tsss yeah, ouch.

[ghostjon48]

CK x Big Time Rush Incorrect Quote

Johnny: Dogs! You've come a long way. But you have you a longer way to go to before you become real badasses.

Johnny: Hawk is still too self-centered and only cares about himself.

Hawk *takes out a mirror strokes his mohawk*: Hawk and I still disagree.

Johnny: Quiet you two! Miguel still lacks direction.

Miguel *Facing away from Johnny*: I do not!

Johnny: Turn around.

*Miguel does a 360 turn still facing away from Johnny*

Johnny: *signs* Demetri still lacks swagger

Demetri: Yes, but if you ever need a color pencil who you gonna call.

Johnny: *breaks the color pencil* And Robby needs to stop talking back to me after everything I say.

Robby: And Dad needs to take-

Johnny: Don't Say It! Not One More Word.

Robby turns towards the others all of them giving him warning signs

Johnny: Good!

Robby: Chill Pill.

Johnny shaking with rage, steam coming from his ears

Miguel and Hawk: Steam?

Demetri: Thats a New One

Robby: Run!

[inkameswetrust]

boyfriends.

[shyjusticewarrior]

DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 38

Jim: I literally saw Harvey flip a coin on a moving train and unblock a contact labeled "ABSOLUTELY NOT" and text them "hey" with a slutty amount of Ys.

Bruce: I want answers!

Harley: Well clearly you have commitment issues and you'll never be a steady boyfriend until you conquer your insecurities and fear of rejection-

Bruce: Not those answers!

[ithinkyouhealedmyheart]

Kendall: I love your daughter James Clark: What do you have to offer? Kendall: Nothing. Only this, Kendall, beatboxing poorly:

[pathetic-dreamy]

Harry: You have to actually talk to him, Payno. Zayn's not just gonna walk in the door and say "Hey, let's go on a date tonight”.

Zayn walking in: Hey, Let’s go on a date tonight!

Harry: Okay, bad example.

[the-black-bulls]

Noelle: Charmy, it's time to stop treating us like children! And it's also time to stop feeding us dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets!

Charmy: But you guys love your dinosaur shaped chicken!

Noelle: Yeah! When we were yougner! We're adults now, Charmy! Tell her, boys!

Asta and Liebe, playing with their dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets: RAWR! RAWR!

[ouatsqincorrect]

Belle: Hiding is not going to solve anything.

Zelena: No, but it will temporarily keep us alive and I don't know about you, but...

Zelena: I LIKE LIVING!

[kenobivirgin69]

*mansion-sitting for Gustavo*

Logan: have friends, they said. it'll be fun, they said.

*couch on fire*

Carlos: PUT IT OUT!! PUT IT OUT!!

James: IT'S TOO BIG TO SMOTHER! GET THE ANTI-FLAMETHROWER!!!

Kendall: it's called a FIRE EXTINGUISHER. A FIRE EXTINGUISH-

*glass breaks, more furniture catches fire, Carlos, James and Kendall scream*

Logan: *fire extinguisher in hand* i gotta get new friends.

[cant-get-enough-btr-forever]

Big Time Rush + Google Searches

[thejediandthemandalorian]

*Fox, Cody, Bly, Wolffe, and Rex all sitting in a circle*

Rex: remember that Jedi, Obi-Wan, you had a crush on in the war?

Cody: *grins and nods*

Rex, grinning: Well he gave me a note saying he liked you, but I threw it away and never told you th--

Cody standing on a table: HE WAS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!

*Cody body slams Rex and everyone immediately tries to stop the fight*

[oceanview15]

Zuko trying to get Azula a date

Zuko: You have to actually talk to them Azula. A girlfriend’s not just gonna walk in the door and say "Hey, let's go on a date tonight”.

Katara walking in: Hey, Lets go on a date tonight! :)

Zuko: Okay, bad example.

[ghostjon48]

Random Incorrect CK quote

Terry Silver: What are we waiting for? I'm antsy.

Amanda: We're still missing Robby

Terry Silver: So you got rid of Robby? My money was on Demetri.

Demetri: Why does everyone keep saying that!