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(Kate steps away from the TV for a second)

Amanda: Ok she's gone. Man that was rough.

Wooly: Oh, she's coming back.

Kate: I never left.... WHAT THE HELL?!

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Amanda: Uh who the heck are you? Wooly: I'm Wooly, your best friend? Amanda: Get out! Wooly: What? Amanda: Get out of my house! Wooly: But Hameln said- Amanda: Hameln? Did you say Hameln? Wooly: Yeah- Amanda: Hameln? Hameln?! *Grabs Wooly by the chest and in a demonic voice* I AM HAMELN- *tape cuts off*

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(In a cardboard box that says JAIL on it) Amanda: That trial was a total sham! Wooly: Yeah, I knew we were in trouble the moment I saw the jury (In their makeshift jury, there's stuffed animals that resemble Freddy Fazbear, BanBan, Huggy Wuggy, Monika DDLC, Bendy and any other indie horror game I didn't mention) Amanda: Well, at least they're a jury of our peers. Wooly: I don't think they see it that way Amanda.

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Hamlin Director: sit on that chair. We're going to interrogate you

Amanda: *whispers* deny everything

Wooly: that isn't a chair!

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Wooly: I'm CRYING. You made me CRY Amanda: baby Wooly: Don't try to calm me down now Amanda: I'm not, I'm calling you a baby Amanda: I'm insulting you

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Wooly: fine I'll admit it: I never took swimming classes Amanda: you promised! Wooly: they were gonna put me in the beginners class with the 5 year olds. They can be so cruel when they sense weakness Amanda: that's why on the first day, you beat up the biggest one in the yard Wooly: Amanda, that's prison Amanda: only if you let it be

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Amanda: and now 24 hour Christmas music

Wooly: Halloween was yesterday

Amanda: CHRISTMAS

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Amanda: Remember when you dared me to lick the swingset? Wooly: No, I said "Don't lick the swing set" and you said "Don't tell me what to do Wooly" and then you licked the swing set.

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Amanda: you okay? Wooly: yeah, why wouldn't I be? Amanda: I just watched you fall down the stairs, lay on the floor for a minute and then start singing Dancing Queen to yourself

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Riley: Wake me up

Wooly: Before you go go

Amanda: When September ends

Butcher: Wake me up inside

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Amanda: Magic 8 Ball, is our video game sustainable in this new indie game world?

(The 8 ball explodes)

Amanda: NO! NOOOO!

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Amanda: I haven't seen my dad since he took me back to school shopping (Cut to Wooly dressed as Sam) Wooly, as Sam: Alright sweetie, you ready to get some new notebooks, and new protractors and slacks Amanda: I want blue jeans Wooly: You're getting SLACKS!

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Wooly: Why are you helping me?

Amanda: Because you're my friend YOU JERK

Wooly: Awww. Awe we fwiends Amanda?

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Amanda: Act Natural!

Wooly:(gets on all fours, chews grass and starts baaing)

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Wooly: I cried a lot when I was 2 to 5 and then I cried again from 9 to 11

Amanda: you had 3 good years of not crying there

Wooly: they were really productive years

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Amanda: Ok, you know what? You're in time out! Get on top of the fridge! Get up there!!

Wooly, climbing on top of the fridge: This house is a FUCKING NIGHTMARE!!!

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Wooly: Do you wanna build a snowman?

Amanda: No!

(Later)

Wooly: AMANDA! *kicks down the door* WE ARE BUILDING A FUCKING SNOWMAN