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Gumshoe, holding a paintbrush: Sorry, I think you dropped this

Edgeworth: No, that’s not mine

Gumshoe: I know, I needed an excuse to come and talk to you

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Gumshoe: At first I thought “how could anyone do this?”

Gumshoe: And then I thought “probably with a knife”

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Phoenix: wHO ATE MY FOOD?!?! I WILL FUCKING KI-

Maya: Me

Phoenix: - Kiss you and ask you if you want more. You haven’t been eating enough

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Edgeworth: I want to show you a picture from last night that really upset me

Phoenix: Okay, but in my defense, Maya bet me 50 cents that I couldn’t drink all that shampoo

Edgeworth: That’s not what I wanted to-

Edgeworth: You drank SHAMPOO?

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Phoenix: It’s unhealthy to eat after 7 pm

Maya: [eating cake at midnight] Thank god time is an illusion

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Kay: I know you’re in love with him

Edgeworth: I am not in love with Detective Gumshoe

Kay: I never said who

Edgeworth:

Edgeworth: Listen-

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Phoenix: The doctor said I’m perfectly fine. Except for this burn scar. And this broken rib… which is right next to two other broken ribs.

Edgeworth: Did he clear you or not?

Phoenix: He did not! [claps hands] Let’s get to work!

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Wright: What’s going on?

Edgeworth, head in his hands: Detective Gumshoe thinks homophobic means ‘scared of gay people’

Gumshoe, yelling at homophobic protestors: IF I DON’T HAVE ONE MILLION DOLLARS ON MY DOORSTEP IN AN HOUR I SWEAR I WILL KISS MY BOYFRIEND ON THE MOUTH IN FRONT OF YOUR KIDS AND DOGS!

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Edgeworth: Hello, people who do not live here

Phoenix: Hi

Maya: Hey

Edgeworth: I gave you all a key for emergencies

Gumshoe: We ran out of ramen

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Gant: Have a safe flight

Manfred Von Karma: I have very little impact on whether my flight’s safe or not

Gant: Than die I guess :)

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Therapist: I believe you said your childhood was satisfactory?

Edgeworth: No, you misheard me. I said sadness factory.

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Gumshoe: Are we dating?

Edgeworth, choking on his tea: W-what? NO.

Gumshoe: But you called me baby and sunshine this morning!

Edgeworth: I-I call all my friends that.

Gumshoe:

Edgeworth:

Phoenix, in the distance, through tears: You never call ME either of those!

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Edgeworth: Richard and I do not have pet names for each other.

Phoenix: Uh huh. Hey, what do bees make?

Edgeworth: Honey?

Gumshoe, from the next room: Yes, dear?

Phoenix: Don’t ever lie to my face again.

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Maya: this place is scary

Maya: there’s like no gay people here

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Manfred Von Karma: I want this place looking like Disney on ice in ONE MINUTE!

Manfred Von Karma: Miles if you haven’t made your bed, throw it away it’s to late to make it now!

Manfred Von Karma: GET RID OF THE COUCHES WE CAN’T LET PEOPLE KNOW WE SIIIITTTT

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Edgeworth: Ouch!

Gumshoe: What's wrong, sir?

Edgeworth: Oh, I bit my tongue.

Gumshoe: Aw! Oh, well, Do you want me to kiss it to make it feel better?

Edgeworth:

Gumshoe:

Edgeworth:

Edgeworth: Yes.

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Gumshoe: *almost crying while petting two huskies, cooing at them in baby-babble*

Dog Owner: They only speak French.

Gumshoe: Miles, you need to tell them they're good boys. I can't tell them, Sir, they need to know. Tell them I love them? Please?

Edgeworth: *fights a smile, looking at the dogs* Vous êtes de bons garçons. Richard t'aime~