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Alem: Damn it, listen to me. I'm older and wiser.

Bala: Yeah, well you're half right.

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Ace: Hi! We brought you frozen yogurt.

Zaq: Why? You know, frozen yogurt doesn’t solve all the world’s problems!

Ace, to AZ: I told you to bring donuts!

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Alem: What's your plan?

Ace: Don't die.

Alem: Okay, but beyond that?

Ace: Don't die.

Alem: That’s not a plan. It’s a general demand of living.

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Zaq: Ace, we tried things your way.

Ace: No we didn't.

Zaq: I did it in my head and it didn't work.

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Ace: Excuse me sir, do you work here?

Bala: No. I just bought this restaurant's uniform at Goodwill.

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Ace: I may be trash, but I'm high quality trash. Premium trash. Grade A trash. The kind of trash your mom would look at and say "should this be recycling?" Yeah I'm that kind of trash.

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Alem: Get up!

Ace: No, I don't dance, I'm from the town in Footloose.

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Ace: Sorry if I'm bothering you.

Lifeguard, pulling him to shore: what

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AZ: If you think about it, birthdays are scary.

Ace: ...how?

AZ: A small gathering of people huddle aorund an object on fire chanting a repetitive song until the fire is blown out and a knife is stabbed into the object.

Ace, sobbing: Can we not do this on my birthday?

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Zaq: Only virgins and nerds spell correctly.

Bala: You didn't misspell a single word in that sentence.

Zaq: Listen, I didn't come in here to be disrespected.

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Alem: If you laugh at other people's conditions, you will be like them in the future.

AZ: Bill Gates LMAO. Bill Gates is a billionaire LMAOOO!!!

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Airline employee: I'm sorry, your flight has been cancelled.

Bala: OMG tea. What'd it do, sis?

Alem: Dear God.

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Alem: I've got my sign language exam tomorrow.

AZ: Oh, fingers crossed!

Alem: No, there's a bit more to it than that.

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Interviewer: Dream job?

Ace: I simply do not dream of labor.

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[Ace trips, skins his knee, and starts crying]

Alem: I don't think we need to cry over this anymore.

Ace, still crying: This is in NO WAY a WE situation.

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Alem: If I were a drink, I'd be chamomile tea. What would you be?

Zaq: I'd be earl grey.

Bala: I'd be Sprite.

Ace: Vinegar.

AZ: Bleach.

Bala: That's not a drink--

Alem: THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT?

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Ace: Fine. I'll just run away.

Alem: You're 26.

Ace: *sad Squidward face*