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Father Elijah: Play stupid, play clever, make the mistake of saying "no?" That collar on your neck'll blow your head clean off.

Six: How about you blow me instead, asshole?

Elijah:

Six: I said that out loud, didn't I?

Elijah: Yes. Yes you did.

Six: I think you can skip the countdown, just fucking kill me.

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Six: I think in some way, maybe a cruel twist of fate, I did learn something from the Sierra Madre. The hardest part of any story is accepting that is has to end. But I think I've finally learned how to let go. Six, opening their backpack to reveal over a ton of pure gold: How to let go of poverty, baby, check this shit out!

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Mr. New Vegas: Howdy folks, this is Mr. New Vegas, and I have a good feeling about all of you listening today. Oh whoops, better put on my newsman fedora here. Sources report that a Courier for the Mojave Express has been repeatedly calling 911 to, and I quote, "Brag about their big muscles." The Courier then proceeded to ask the dispatcher if she was single according to local Securitron forces. And that's our news stories for this hour. Gonna play a song for you right now. It's about that special someone you only find once... in a Blue Moon.

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Mr. House: As much as I'd love to say your assassination of Caesar will stop the upcoming battle for Hoover Dam, that couldn't be further from the truth. The Legion's aggression will outlive Caesar; they'll try to take the dam in his memory. Still, congratulations on a job well done.

Six: Assassinated implies I killed him for political reasons. I just shot him because he called me a piece of shit.

House: Could you please just take the compliment?

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Six: You know, you really need to work on your marksmanship. I've never met anyone that could fuck up shooting someone in the head the way you did Benny: Woah there babydoll. Before you go saying all these crazy things out loud, I want it on record that I successfully shot you in the head Six: Not helping your case here, man

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Arcade: How do three grown adults not have 50 caps between them? Cass, checking under her hat: Uh... Boone, turning out his pockets: Erm.... Six: The economy is in shambles.

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Six: So my head hurts like a motherforker. I don't suppose you guys had anything to do with that? Doctor Klein: AH YES. THAT WOULD BE BECAUSE WE REMOVED YOUR BRAIN. Six: Cool, cool. Six: You did what now?

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Six, staring off into the distance: Boil up some Nuka-Cola. It’s gonna be a long night. Arcade, sitting next to the campfire: You know, you could've said literally anything else. Just saying Six: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Nuka Quantum to fuel my trouble. Arcade: ...I think I'm done challenging you when you say stupid things. It's not like I'm gonna win.

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Six, out cold on the ground: Veronica: Are... are we sure they're ok? Cass, holding a bucket of ice water: I mean, there's only one real way to find out. *dumps the bucket on Six's face*

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Dixon: Hey, you wanna talk to God? Six, in a fugue state: "God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we have to invent?" Dixon, running away: Look man, I was just trying to sell you some drugs and you made it weird!

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Welcome to the Big Empty!

Six: I have no idea what happened, but I'm not supposed to be here, and I'm definitely not supposed to be missing my brain. Someone here really forked up. Six: Fork. Six: Why can't I say "Fork?" Dr. Klein: IF YOU'RE TRYING TO SWEAR, YOU CAN'T HERE. Six: Well that's bullshirt.

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Six: Gatekeep, girlboss, and what's the other one again? Cass: There isn't another one. You're crazy.

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Joshua Graham: Me and a bunch of stupid assholes are going to start a community in the middle of the desert to either die or prove a very important point.

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Cass, pointing at ED-E: Why do you take that tin can with you everywhere?

Six: Well, I suppose some part of me possibly has a sense of casual kinship with it, much as one might be fond of a street cat. That, and it shoots lasers, which is metal as hell.

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Quest Added: The Moon Comes Over The Tower

Dr. Ortal: If we're going to find out how Mr. House has stayed alive this long, we need a plan. Six: I've got a plan! We hack into House's phone... download all his nudes... and then blackmail him! Arcade: No. What are you- NO! Six: Oh come on! I came up with hundreds of plans in my life, and only one of them got me killed!

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Welcome to the Mojave Desert, a wasteland filled with some of the worst examples of humanity and some of the most corrupt institutions ever founded. And then a nuclear war happened, and generally did not improve things.

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Six: Anyways I'm headed up the river to hit up Little Caesar's, may god have mercy on your wretched souls.