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incorrect-lego-city · 3 years ago
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"I think Door's a good name." -Tippy Dorman
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incorrect-lego-city · 3 years ago
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"I've arrested more crooks than I can count. Because I've arrested a lot of crooks. Not because I can't count very high." -Duke DeTain
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incorrect-lego-city · 3 years ago
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Fendrich: Hacksaw, maybe you aren't as dumb as you look.
Hank: Maybe I aren't, boss. Maybe I aren't.
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incorrect-lego-city · 3 years ago
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Fendrich: I am not losing my hair. It's just... very finely spaced.
Sinclair: Yes, half on your head and half on your hairbrush.
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incorrect-lego-city · 3 years ago
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Captain Bennett, to Duke: There were about seven other ways you could've done that.
Captain Bennett, to Duke: You picked the Duke way.
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incorrect-lego-city · 3 years ago
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Quote submissions are open now! :D
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incorrect-lego-city · 3 years ago
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Harl: I fixed it!
Mayor: What did you fix?
Harl: Everything!
(Loud explosion in background)
Harl: Except that.
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incorrect-lego-city · 3 years ago
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Fendrich: What does a winner do when life gives them lemons?
Hank: Um, make lemonade?
Fendrich: No, he squeezes them right back into life’s eyes!
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incorrect-lego-city · 3 years ago
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Carol: Mayor Fleck, you worry too much.
Mayor Fleck: No, I worry exactly the right amount! You can NEVER worry too much!
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incorrect-lego-city · 3 years ago
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Harl: Look, I made a spoon hat!
Cluster: Well, that explains why I’m having to eat soup with a fork.
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incorrect-lego-city · 3 years ago
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Freya: Everyone know what they're doing?
Clemmons: In general or the plan?
Freya: The plan, Clemmons.
Clemmons: (sighs in relief)
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incorrect-lego-city · 3 years ago
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Captain Bennett: (answers phone) Hello?
Duke: It's Duke Detain.
Bennett: What did he do this time?
Duke: No, it's me, Duke. It's actually me.
Bennett: What did you do this time?
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