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Incorrect Heartstopper
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Please be nice to me. It’s the law. Graphic novel and television show incorrect quotes.This blog is just for shits and giggles. Please follow if it made you either shit or giggle.
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Darcy: Buy a man eat fish, He Day. Teach fish man, To a lifetime.
Darcy: I saw it on a t-shirt; it was life-changing.
Paris Squad:
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Harry: What are you doing here? Five words or less.
Tao: [counting the words on his fingers] Out… For… A… Walk… Bitch
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Hey! I just saw your post introducing yourself, are you from New Zealand? If so, hi! I am too ☺️
tēnā koe :D
it’s always fun bumping into other heartstopper kiwis online. sorry it’s taken a while to answer but i do love getting mail so please feel free to send messages in (nice ones though please)
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hello my loves,
life has been tough. i’m a broke university student with mental health stuff, need i say more?
also my kuia (grandma) has been diagnosed with stage 4 cancer, so i’ve been trying to balance emotional, mental, and study needs and have been failing spectacularly at it.
i’m trying to get back into this now that season 2 has started filming and hopefully i will be able to get some more inspiration.
- marie <3
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Darcy: Mark the day, Nick. 18th of June at 4:00 p.m.
Nick: Oh, Darcy. We're well into October.
Darcy: Really?
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Nick: I'm bisexual and confused.
Nick: Not about being bisexual. I just never know what the fuck is going on.
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Darcy: [Making a bet with Charlie] And if I run and leap at Nick, he will most certainly catch me in his arms.
Darcy: Coming in!
[Sprints towards Nick and jumps]
Nick: No! I'm holding tea!
[Drops tea to catch Darcy]
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Charlie: [To Elle] Who do you think would win in a fight, Nick or Tao?
Elle: I can't answer that! Tao is my boyfriend.
Charlie: So, Nick?
Elle: Yes
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Charlie: Shit, the printer broke while printing out Nick’s surprise birthday invitations.
Darcy: What are they supposed to say?
Charlie: "Nick’s birthday party".
Darcy: What do they say instead?
Nick: "Nick’s bi".
Darcy: [Shrugs] Works out either way.
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hello pals
i just wanted to apologise for my absence. lots of personal stuff to deal with and i just moved houses with basically no money and no support network, so it was 3 days of me moving totally alone and spending a fortune on renting a car to move my shit. anyway, im in a new place so hopefully ill get more active again and my posts will be better quality.
thanks for those who have stuck with me, i appreciate you.
-marie
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Nick: Tara, what's it like dating Darcy?
Tara: [Flashback to Darcy lying upside down on a sofa and trying to drink water. Water boards herself, coughs for a minute, and then tries again]
Tara: It's alright I guess
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Tao: What’s wrong with Charlie? He’s been lying on the floor for like 30 minutes.
Isaac: He’s little overwhelmed right now.
Tao: Why?
Isaac: Nick smiled at him.
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Nick: Charlie, you need to rest, you’re sick!
Charlie: If I was sick, could I do this?
[Charlie stares at Nick]
Nick: What are you doing?
Charlie: Cartwheels... Am I not doing them?
Nick: No.
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[At Tao’s birthday]
Charlie: I made a marshmallow Tao. See? His arms are crossed because he's mad at all the other marshmallow people for annoying him… You like it?
Tao: [Choked up] It's fine.
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Charlie: [Talking about Nick] He's so sweet, I just wanna feed him grapes and brush his hair.
Tao: You are aware that he's not a monkey, right?
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[Talking about Darcy being gullible]
Nick: [To Charlie] She will believe anything.
Darcy: That’s not true, Nick!
Nick: [Serious] My real name is Jameel.
Darcy: [Gasps] It is?!
Nick: No, my name is not Jameel, it’s Nick! You know that.
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Nick: Harry, what you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard.
Harry:
Nick: At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought.
Harry:
Nick: Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.
Harry: Okay, well you didn’t have to say it like that.
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