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incorrect-hannibal-quotes · 2 years ago
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join me as i rewatch this hell show (for the 89th time) @live-tweeting-hannibal
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incorrect-hannibal-quotes · 2 years ago
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will: i cant get u out of my head (derogatory)
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incorrect-hannibal-quotes · 2 years ago
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so it’s ‘cool’ and ‘sociable’ when other people start a bonfire, but when i, hannibal lecter,
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incorrect-hannibal-quotes · 4 years ago
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Hannibal: give a man a fire and he’ll be warm for a day
Hannibal: set a man on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life
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incorrect-hannibal-quotes · 4 years ago
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Jack: treat spiders how you want to be treated
Will: killed without hesitation.
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incorrect-hannibal-quotes · 4 years ago
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Will: I can’t believe we’re stuck in this room together
Hannibal, swallowing the key: yes truly unfortunate
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incorrect-hannibal-quotes · 4 years ago
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Will: welcome to Applebee’s, would you like the apples or the bees?
Hannibal: the bees??
Will: YOU HAVE SELECTED THE BEES
Hannibal: no wait
Will: *violently shakes a jar of bees*
Hannibal: WAIT
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incorrect-hannibal-quotes · 4 years ago
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Hannibal: knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit
Bedelia: wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad
Will: philosophy is wondering whether that makes ketchup a smoothie
Jack: common sense is knowing that ketchup is NOT a smoothie, what is wrong with you
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incorrect-hannibal-quotes · 4 years ago
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Hannibal: do you take constructive criticism?
Will: I only take cash or credit
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incorrect-hannibal-quotes · 4 years ago
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Hannibal:
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incorrect-hannibal-quotes · 4 years ago
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Jack: how are you feeling?
Will: not so good, I have this headache that comes and goes
Hannibal: *walks into room*
Will: here it comes again
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incorrect-hannibal-quotes · 4 years ago
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Hannibal: so how do you feel about me?
Will: I am somewhere between ‘fuck you’ and ‘I’d fuck you’
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incorrect-hannibal-quotes · 4 years ago
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Will: are you a compulsive liar?
Hannibal: no???
Will: that is exactly something a compulsive liar would say
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incorrect-hannibal-quotes · 4 years ago
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Roleplay scenario 🤤
Y/n: doesn’t wear a face covering and has no legitimate medical conditions
Hannibal: fucking murders and eats you
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incorrect-hannibal-quotes · 4 years ago
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Hannibal: if you are what you eat then I am an innocent man
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incorrect-hannibal-quotes · 5 years ago
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if you were forced to eat with Hannibal would you eat an elbow or a toe?
I guess an elbow since it’s just skin on bone?? Sorry but no way can anyone make a toe look good even hannibal
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incorrect-hannibal-quotes · 5 years ago
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not that weird, sorry, but aquariums, or museums?
I personally think aquariums are fake scam museums because it’s just like a museum but instead of old things you have fish,,, which are creepy and not v interesting
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