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Mike:uh why are you damp Tre:billie dared me to jump in a lake billie:NO I DIDNT mike: considering your track records I dont belive either of you tre & billie: (0_0)

they WOULD

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Billie: How much does a plane ticket to Spain cost?

Mike: Depends on where you live. For example if you live in Spain, it’s free.

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This is my new favorite blog I just spent way too much time going though your posts.

aye!! thank you!! i’m really glad people are still finding this stupid blog despite the lack of new posts as of recent ._.

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Hey I'm feeling really anxious right now because I live in northern California and there are a bunch of wildfires and we might have to be evacuated but your blog is really cheering me up! Thanks so much for the laughs during these hard times :)

hi!! idk how long your ask has been sitting in my inbox but nevertheless i hope you’re doing alright and you and your friends and family are safe!!

i’ve only seen pictures of what’s happening over there in california but it surely looks terrifying.... and i’m really glad my blog is helping you cope :)

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Teenage Jason; Wow Jeff, you're in so many clubs!, what club aren't you into?

Teenage Jeff; The happiness club.

Teenage Jason; What the fu-

Teenage Jeff; The sleeping club.

Teenage Jason; Jeff please get some rest you're scaring me

Teenage Jeff; W H E R E I S M T S E R O T O I N , J A S O N

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quick info post:

from now on i won’t ever include joey armstrong in any of my posts again. i’ll keep the already existing ones online though.

i’m pretty sure the most of you know why but if you don’t, go to lydia night’s instagram.

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i tried a new format

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Doctor: How would you rate your pain?

Mike: 0/10

Doctor: How- your arm is literally broken-

Mike: As in 0/10 would not recommend

Doctor:

Mike: Very not gucci, does not slap, no thanks.

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Billie: All pleasures are guilty pleasures if you’re anxious enough

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Joey: Mom, dad, I got a pet snake! What should I name it?

Adrienne: I’m sorry you got a wha-

Billie: William Snakespeare

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[Billie waking up on the ground next to Mike]

Billie: What happened?

Mike: You knocked yourself out with the basketball so I laid on the ground too, so people would think we were just chilling

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Mike: What’s wrong?

Billie, holding ice cream: The economy goes to shit, bees are dying and movies are pretty much all sequels now

Tré: He lost his favourite guitar pick.

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How are you? :)))

hi, i’m alright so far! summer break has started this week for me so that i can finally relax without procrastinating the work i’m supposed to do at home so yeah

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Tré; Jason, I would like to smash your head

Jason; w-what?

Tré; In the good way of course

Jason, sobbing; There's no good way for that

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ohmygod i went through the entire thing THIS IS GENIUS I LOVE IT SO MUCH ITS SO FUNNY THANK YOU FOR THIS ITS AMAZING

jdshsagazheje thank you!!

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Mike: If spiders were the size of cats, would they be less scary or more scary?

Mike: Because, on one hand, they wouldn’t get into your house easily. But on the other hand, once they’re in there, ohhhhh boy. Oh boy.

Tré: *faints*

Billie: Mike it’s 2am we’ve talked about this-

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Mike: *facepalms* Billie, stop being a clown

Billie: *pointing at Tre* why call me a clown when we’ve got the whole damn circus right here?

Tre: :D