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Papa II: Why does the Omega ghoul call you babygirl?

Papa III: How about we stop talking for a little while?

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Papa II: Belial, Behemoth, Beelzebub, Asmodeus, Satanas, Lucifer-

Popia: Little sunshine!

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Papa II: Okay we need some burner phones for-

Papa III, pulling a bag out of nowhere: I gotchu, Fratellone, no worries

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Group therapist: What are the hardest things to say?

Papa II: I was wrong.

Copia: I need help.

Papa III: Worcestershire sauce.

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Copia plushie: [exists]

Copia: I'm gonna to count to three and that shit better be deleted!

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Aether: I sleep with a knife under my pillow, just for emergencies.

Dewdrop: Weak, I sleep with a flamethrower.

Cumulus: You’re both pathetic.

Aether: Oh really? What do you sleep with?

Cumulus: Cirrus.

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Copia: Here’s a question.

Copia: You’re on your way home and come to a fork in the road. One leads home and the other leads to death. There are two people. One always lies and the other tells the truth. You can only ask one question and only ask one of them.

Swiss: We could ask them about a movie that hasn’t come out yet!

Aether: Just ask them what color the sky is!

Dewdrop: Well I’ll just make my own path!

Mountain: Screw it, I’m making my own house here.

Copia:...I don’t think those work.

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Copia: Water.

Rain: [twangs gituar]

Copia: Earth.

Mountain: [bangs drums]

Copia: Fire.

Dewdrop: [licks the frets]

Copia: Air.

Cirrus: [sick keytar solo]

Copia: Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar...“

Swiss: [sings and strums gituar]

”...master of all four elements, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished.

Aether: Fuck off, Swiss.

Cumulus: [drags him off the stage by the horns]

Copia: A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar, an airbender named Aang.

Swiss: [grumbles and slips out of Cumulus’s grip] That's not-!

Copia: And although his airbending skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he’s ready to save anyone. But I believe Aang-

Swiss: THAT’S NOT MY NAME

Copia: can save the world.

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Papa Nihil, gesturing to Copia: You look at him and tell me there's a god.

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Dewdrop: I don't have any behavioral disorder! It’s my human that’s nuts. I mean, you know, I bring him a dead bird, he throws it out. I bring him a dead mouse, right in the garbage!

Dewdrop, yelling at Copia: Is nothing I do good enough for you, Copia?

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don’t associate lgbt with ghost

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Sister Imperator: Did you try rocking him to sleep?

Papa Nihil, carrying baby Papa III: I tried but he is not a fan of Kiss The Goat!

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Swiss: Please stop making new flavors of Coca-cola. Either put the cocaine back or leave it alone.

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Papa Nihil: I assume you realize that this kind of idiocy will not be tolerated!

Papa III: Is there another kind of idiocy that you would be more comfortable with?

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Swiss: Hail Satan!

Dewdrop: Rain Satan, snow Satan...

Rain: Tomorrow there will be a 69% chance of precipisatan!

Cumulus: It will be foggy in the morning, lots of condensatan.

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Papa II: You kept me in a gilded cage!

Papa Nihil: That was one time!

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saw this tweet and got inspired to draw our sweet tall ghoul with no discernible personality