grumpygreenwitch
grumpygreenwitch
Gardening Goat Gallivanting
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She/Her. 40+ green witch with PHD on Grumping. Occasional writing and garden posting. Reblogging mushrooms, cats, frogs and so much NSFW stuff.Writing Masterpost
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grumpygreenwitch · 14 hours ago
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We are getting close to the volume 2 wrap up so here's some punderworld pages in a comic book format :) It's going to be a beautiful book! Tiny nudge to everyone who wants it in physical form to place a preorder :) linktr.ee/sigeel
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grumpygreenwitch · 14 hours ago
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I’ve been doing little comics in my sketchbook again and posting them on Patreon and Ghost. Enjoy!
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grumpygreenwitch · 14 hours ago
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The Republican president of Utah's Senate managed to change consent laws after a relative was accused of raping a 13-year-old.
Newsweek reported a Salt Lake Tribune piece that Senate President J. Stuart Adams suggested that the Utah Legislature change the law that would change the child rape laws.
"Previously, as adults, 18-year-old high school students who had sex with a 13-year-old could face a charge of child rape, a first-degree felony," said the Tribune. "A conviction on that charge generally requires registration as a sex offender, while a conviction on the newly created lesser charge does not."
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grumpygreenwitch · 14 hours ago
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BABES WAKE UP NEW MESOPOTAMIAN MYTH FEATURING AN ABDUCTION TO THE UNDERWORLD FOOD OF THE DEAD AND WITHERED CROPS JUST DROPPED
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grumpygreenwitch · 2 days ago
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grumpygreenwitch · 2 days ago
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for anyone in the UK, needing to access discord and unable or unwilling to provide an ID:
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grumpygreenwitch · 2 days ago
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Frozen Angels - Alexey Egorov
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grumpygreenwitch · 2 days ago
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this guy posted this video called “unethical money making hacks” and was like “i’m selling bullshit art!” and he was buying prints from kmart and covering them in joint compound and making interesting shapes in the joint compound and then selling it as “textured wall art” like sorry bro that’s just regular art you made art i know it feels like bullshit but you’re actually just making art rn
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grumpygreenwitch · 2 days ago
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One of my favorite hoaxes was in early 1962. There was a musical that debuted in 1961 called Subways are for Sleeping that was doing very poorly. For bizarre reasons (ads were banned in the New York subway system lest people take it as permission to sleep there) and normal (the reviews were poor).
But in 1962 an ad came out full of effusive praise from every prominent theater critic in New York. Every single one. From the Times to the Post, all of the famous theater critics in New York LOVED Subways Are For Sleeping
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Except...
One of the papers paid to run this ad noticed something...off. Namely, that he knew Richard Watts the theater critic and he wasn't African-American.
It turns out that the producer of the musical had found seven New Yorkers with the same names as the seven biggest theater critics in New York, since while he couldn't lie and say they liked it, but he could pay for *a* John Chapman or *a* Robert Coleman to see the musical and quote them next to their photo truthfully, bc how many people even knew what the leading theater critics in NYC looked like?
Turns out the producer had wanted to do this for ages, but had to wait for the NYT's critic to retire bc he couldn't find anyone with the same name. Anyway it worked: it went from being about to close, to running another couple hundred shows and winning a Tony
Here's the main source for this, btw
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grumpygreenwitch · 2 days ago
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Okay the WEIRDEST THING is going going down right now
So some guy in Michigan in the US has just found a letter in his grandmother’s house; it seems to be a pen pal letter from 1973ish, and it’s from a young Welsh girl. In it, she lists:
Her name, and the names of her brother (Gwynedd) and sister (Catrin)
Their ages
Where she lives in Wales (Denbigh)
Her hobbies, including horse riding and reading pony books.
So this American dude decides to take a photo, whack it on Twitter and ask the only Welsh person he knows if there’s any way to track this Welsh girl down, because you know, ALL WELSH PEOPLE KNOW EACH OTHER, OBVIOUSLY
Except
I am furious to report that it has worked
Welsh person he tags doesn’t know, but takes up the challenge. Someone reckons the Catrin might be a woman who translated a hymn book once, and checks the foreword to see that the dates and ages do seem to be about right. Someone else suddenly has a brainwave - wait, isn’t she the mother of Steff, the comedian?
My husband gets tagged, takes one look at this letter, and is like “That is 1000% my aunt.”
So now it’s 20 to midnight, Steff’s aunt has obviously not yet seen the excited message to put Twitter out of their misery, and my mother-in-law is currently on the phone gleefully telling us that when that letter was written her sister had never sat on a horse in her life before, and she’d lied to an American pen pal for clout before the internet even existed.
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grumpygreenwitch · 2 days ago
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need a trip to m&s, but sadly on the wrong side of the atlantic
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grumpygreenwitch · 2 days ago
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Good gods, Tumblr. This is the finest bit of storytelling I've seen in a while.
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grumpygreenwitch · 4 days ago
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Round Frog is in the Favourite Spot today to recover from Dinner! She is a bit Full because she was involved in some Stealing!
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grumpygreenwitch · 4 days ago
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Jens is in his Official Spotted Onesie to share his opinion on last night’s Dinner! (Very Delicious but Slightly Wriggly!)
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My name is Helga Sinclair. I’m acting on behalf of my employer, who has a most intriguing proposition for you. Are you interested?
ATLANTIS: THE LOST EMPIRE (2001)
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grumpygreenwitch · 4 days ago
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Alienated feelings.
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grumpygreenwitch · 4 days ago
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Yesterday, more than 50 Texas House Democrats left the state to block Texas House Republicans’ gerrymandered map. Texas lawmakers returned to the legislature on July 21st, with flood relief at the top of their legislative priorities. But since then, they've held one single hearing on flood relief. Instead, they rammed through a heavily gerrymandered map personally demanded by Trump, with the express goal of creating five new Republican seats so his party won’t get wiped out in next year’s midterms. The map guts the voting power of Black and Latino Texans and entrenches Republicans’ rule even more. Redrawing maps usually only happens at the beginning of the decade after the Census is conducted – but when Trump says jump, Texas Republicans say how high. As long as Texas Democrats remain out of the state, the Texas House cannot conduct any business, including voting on Trump’s map. Let’s be clear: they aren’t running away from anything. They’re fighting, with every tool at their disposal, to save our democracy. And their courage is rattling Republicans: Governor Greg Abbott says he will attempt to remove them from office if they don’t return today and threatened them with felony charges. Kudos to Texas Democrats for taking this stand. We must all support them however we can in their battle against Trump’s authoritarianism. Their courage is a potent reminder that tyranny is only possible if we submit to it.
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