My husband talks in his sleep. Yep, that's the whole thing.
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in-your-sleep-you-said · 3 months ago
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"Oh excuse me! I dropped it!"
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in-your-sleep-you-said · 2 years ago
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"The walking skills of a New Yorker!"
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in-your-sleep-you-said · 3 years ago
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"Thank you world! Good night!"
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in-your-sleep-you-said · 3 years ago
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-coughs in his sleep-
"Oh! Bless you! "
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in-your-sleep-you-said · 3 years ago
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"Ah. Tape measure."
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in-your-sleep-you-said · 3 years ago
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"This place is the color of safety."
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in-your-sleep-you-said · 3 years ago
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"Rumplestiltskin??!""
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in-your-sleep-you-said · 3 years ago
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"Hey.....did you hear that noise?"
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in-your-sleep-you-said · 3 years ago
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"Don't be too smart, because you don't know what I want. "
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in-your-sleep-you-said · 3 years ago
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"Okay, but I didn't steal the train. We just got caught up in it, but it's not /my/ fault"
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in-your-sleep-you-said · 3 years ago
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"He was already dead!"
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in-your-sleep-you-said · 3 years ago
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"You do the hokie pokie!"
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in-your-sleep-you-said · 3 years ago
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"Do you understand. The Slavic language. At all?"
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in-your-sleep-you-said · 3 years ago
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"Knock knock"
(Me: whose there)
"Not me cause I don't have to leave the house today."
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in-your-sleep-you-said · 3 years ago
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" -gasp- The /bad/ puns."
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in-your-sleep-you-said · 3 years ago
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"Kick him in the balls! ...Stop breaking into people's houses!"
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in-your-sleep-you-said · 3 years ago
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"About half an hour ago? An hour ago? A different interval?"
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