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GANG IM NOT DEAD‼️‼️ BUT I DO LOVE A GOOD RANT SO LETS GO

Ok so ik we all have watched Deadpool and Wolverine and we ALL know it changed all of our lives. The soundtrack was great, I love how Deadpool talks to us through the screen and the little "the proposal" scene, very smart. BUT. THE INE THING IM STILL ON ABT IS HOW EVERYONE WAS DEAD SILENT ABT HUGH BEFORE THIS MOVIE AND NOW PPL WONT STOP TALKING ABT HIM. Please... My dad showed me the first X-Men and I SAW that fine ass man in the fighting arena thingy in the bar and I went:😦😦😦. I've loved that man since I was 7 years old and then FORGET IT WHEN HE WAS ON THE GREATEST SHOWMAN???? ARE YOU JOKING?? I may not have watched all of his movies but from the ones I have watched I have been crazy for him for such a long time and I know there are ppl who have made edits of him before Deadpool came out and I may have not just been seeing it but for it to be like none on my fyp, like no edits or nothing to ALL I SEE EVERY 3 TIMES I SCROLL IS CRAZY. I didn't even lay that big of a brick on my ftp for it to do that that's the thingggg😥😥😥. BUT yeah I think Hugh Jackman deserved more hipe before this movie and thank you to the ppl who was making those SCRUMPTIOUS EDITS of that man bc I will forever love you. BUT for now I will keep adding edits and slideshows of him in my Hugh Jackman folder shared with my friend on Instagram 😘😘

I saw him right here btw and I wanted to ride without even knowing what that meant- WHO SAID THAT THAT WAS CRAZY.

Ok bye😘😘

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Gang I'm gonna rant again.

Why the hell did they think it was ok to cast THIS FINE ASS SPECIMEN as a man who looks like this in every portrait of himself.

... He was an ugly, pudgy, skin tag looking, 5'2-5'7 French man. AND THEY CHOSE JOAQUIN PHOENIX.

But anyways idk why they chose a fine ass human being to be that cold sore of a man. But I also kind of under stand because that movie did have some... 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝓼𝓬𝓮𝓷𝓮𝓼... And no one in the right mind wants to watch a movie and have those 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝓼𝓬𝓮𝓷𝓮𝓼 be played and see an ugly man in a type of scene you enjoy (for some ppl). Like I go so feral over Joaquin even when he was Arthur Fleck and he looked like he was anorexic. Or when he played Theodore in Her but there was nothing wrong with him other than falling in love with basically Siri. But anyway only in those 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝓼𝓬𝓮𝓷𝓮𝓼 will I have ever wanted to see a good looking man but in the other rest of the movie I could've gone by seeing a semi historically accurate man playing him and be like "oh he's ugly but it's right" instead of going "GOD FUCKING DAMN." In every minor scene.

Anyway that's it, just had to say it before anyone else does🤞🏻‼️😘

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I NEED Elliot y'all it's not even funny😔😔 (Growing pomegranates as we speak and mining for amethyst)

Me when he isn't walking across the bridge at noon

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OK I HAVE SO MUCH BEEF WITH WHOEVER TOOK TOM HIDDLESTON OFF THE DEADPOOL AND WOLVERINE CAST. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TAKING LOKI OUT OF THE MOVIE AFTER HIS ASS WAS TURNED INTO A FUCKING TREE. CAN'T YOU SEE HIS HUSBAND MOBIUS MISSES HIM?????? OHHH, BUT THEY KEPT MOBIUS IN THE CAST. WHY. MOBIUS IS GONNA BE LONELY WITHOUT HIS MAN JUST PUT LOKI BACK I'M BEGGING YOU😭😭😭😭😭

LOOK THEY STILL NEED EACH OTHER GUYS😭😭

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I want to dress this man in grey sweatpants and a black compression shirt.

Me thinking about it:

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My masked men❤ My baby boys❤

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These are my men of choice atm. No I do not need help, (maybe I do but I refuse to pay $50 per month on therapy) but I might actually need a bf.

NOW. Since the only men I have fallen for are celebrity and fictional men, I am so close to turning into a lesbian because is it just me or are these men just... Boys??😭 Like idk but one thing I do know is that my standards are either way too HIGH or way too LOW, because some of the fictional men are just big burly guys with trauma and will kill you but THEY'RE SO BABY GIRL.

Anyway I think these men that are walking in the school hallways and on the street NEED TO LEARN HOW TO TREAT A WOMAN OR YOU WON'T GET ONE. CUZ RIGHT NOW I WOULD RATHER BE STUCK IN A MANSION IN LONDON WITH A TALL BURLY DOLL FACE MAN. PERIOD.

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Y'ALL THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE.

LOKI'S MOM PASSED AWAY RIGHT ⁉️⁉️ BUT HEAR ME OUT. FRIGGA LOVED LOKI A LOT SO WHEN SHE PASSED AWAY HE COPED FOR A WHILE. SO WHEN SYLVIE CAME ALONG AND MIND YOU SHE UNDERSTANDS SOME AND MOST OF HIS PAIN AND I FEEL LIKE THE ONLY REASON HE KISSED SYLVIE WAS BECAUSE HE HAS MASSIVE MOMMY ISSUES. EVEN IN THE INTERVIEW WITH TOM HIDDLESTON HE SAID HE THINKS OF SYLVIE LIKE A SISTER. LOKI AND SYLVIE CONSTANTLY ARGUE LIKE SIBLINGS. THEY ONLY TALK OR LOOK AT EACH OTHER WHEN THEY ARGUE. HE ONLY KISSED SYLVIE WAS TO KEEP HER FROM KILLING THE ONE WHO REMAINS.

NOW ONTO MOBIUS.

GUYS. LOOK HOW THEY LOOK AT EACH OTHER. THERE'S SO MUCH CONNECTION HERE. COMPARED TO SYLVIE AND LOKI. BUT NOW COMPARING SINCE LOKI ALSO LOST OFIN AND LAUFEY. HE HAD DADDY ISSUES AND I PROMISE I'M GOING SOMEWHERE- HE DIDN'T GET AFFECTION FROM EITHER OF HIS FATHER'S SO I FEEL LIKE IT EXPLAINS WHY HE CARED ABOUT MOBIUS SO MUCH BECAUSE MOBIUS GAVE HIM A CHANCE AND HE TRIED TO HELP. LOKI FELL IN LOVE WITH A KIND OLDER MAN. COME ON GUYS. AND AT THE END OF SEASON 2 WHEN LOKI WENT TO SAVE THE TVA AND THE TIME LINES HOW MOBIUS LOOKED AT LOKI AND LITERALLY RAN TO THE DOOR. and SYLVIE just stood there. GOD DAMMIT. I FEEL LIKE IN THE FIRST SEASON THEY HAD TENSION THAT THEY WEREN'T SURE OF YET AND THEN IN THE SECOND SEASON THAT TENSION GOT RELIEVED. DO Y'ALL NOT SEE THE OLD MARRIED COUPLE FIGHTS THEY HAVE??? THE "MISSION" TO THAT CIRCUS PLACE FOR THE VARIANT OF ONE WHO REMAINS?? IT WAS A DATE DID YOU NOT SEE??

HENCE LOKI SHOULD'VE KISSED MOBIUS AND GET MARRIED. TRUST.