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This is a callout post

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idk about soulmates but those people who eat parts of the food or candy that you don't like and you do the same for them.....we've lived a hundred lifetimes together probably

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I like thinking about domestic fantasies. Slow dancing in each other’s arms with no music on. Cuddling in silence and just basking in each other’s presence. Learning what it is to love that person. I look forward to that.

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I like smiling. It displays so much and hides even more.

I don’t know how long I had felt like smiling was just a reaction. It didn’t mean the same things as it did when I was younger.

Now it’s getting easier to grin like that again. Most often they now appear when the girl I have affections for responds to my messages. Her intelligent conversation and artful view of the world can never fail to bring one of those young smiles to my face.

I hope I make her smile like that.

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Nat: People always say the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, but you can find multiple different points of entry depending on how hard you stab.

Steve:

Clint:

Sam:

Bucky: You’re sure you want her?

Tony smirking: Abso fucking lutely

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If you support gay marriage reblog this. If you're on the homophobic side, keep scrolling.

As a bisexual, it sickens me that some people WILL keep scrolling.

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Nat: Tony I need you-

Pepper at the same time as Nat: Tony you really need to look-

Rhodey at the same time as both of them: Tones the military is on both of our ass-

Nat:

Pepper:

Rhodey:

Jarvis: If you all would like me to add something to Sir’s to-do list I would be happy to oblige.

Pepper: We all know it won’t be done for another couple months if that happens.

Rhodey: Ain’t that the truth.

Nat: He is so badly organized it’s ridiculous.

Tony: Hey. Hi. Thanks I’m right here by the way.

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my relationship with my followers

Me: ask me anything guys, nothing is off the limits.

Followers:

Me:

Followers:

Me: okay, I’ll just reblog some pictures.

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Peter: Ms. Romanoff can I go on patrol tonight?

Nat reading: What did Tony say?

Peter: No.

Nat still looking at her book: So why would I go behind my husband’s back and say yes?

Peter: Because no man can tell The Black Widow what to do.

Nat looking up from her book:

Peter:

Nat: I feel like this is a trap.

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this kinda has me in tears ngl

pink in the night

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Peter hurts himself in the lab: Mother trucker dude that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick.

Tony: what the fuck?

Peter: MR STARK YOU’VE NEVER WATCHED VINES?

Tony: No?

Nat coming down with their lunch: I made quesadillas with gluten free tortillas.

Peter and Tony: Hurricane Katrina? More like Hurricane Tortilla!

Nat: What the fuck?

*Late that night*

Cap: I was on my daily run today and these two women were in a physical fight! I had to break it up but it was a real scuffle, and they were roommates!

Tony and Nat: Oh my god they were roommates.

Clint: Who the hell taught these two about Vine?

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Tony: Hey Nat I-

Nat: Tony before you get distracted you need to make appointments with your therapist, dentist, and doctor. Plus pick up birthday party supplies for Peter and send Rhodey his five bucks for that bet you lost.

Tony: H-how the hell do you know all that?

Nat: I can see it in your eyes.

Tony freaked the fuck out: Uh-hum uh

Nat chuckling: Nah i’m kidding I found your to-do list in the lab.

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ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

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this is important please reblog

I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

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Tony: Isn’t it enough I want you every night?

Nat: Who?

Tony: ...every other night?

Nat: Me?

Tony: Every third night?

Nat: *chuckles*

Tony: Lets drop it.

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Peter: Mr. Stark I have a question.

Tony: I have an answer.

Peter: What does WAP mean?

Tony choking on his own spit: Um uh ask Nat.

Peter: Ms. Romanoff what is WAP?

Nat: Something Tony eats every night.

Peter:

Tony: WARM APPLE PIE! ITS WARM APPLE PIE!

Peter: OH should I ask MJ if she wants some then?

Nat and Tony: NO!

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so who’s pitching this to NBC