Assuming that Kyo wears stuff not just for how it looks, the jacket and short pants he is wearing in the new year postcard are a collaboration between Adidas and Unity Press. The text on this two-piece spells "Unity Queer Skateboarding" and "Don't be afraid of who you are!!! Be yourself!!!!" It also features multiple illustrations of naked lesbians, homosexuals, etc. skateboarding.
Reita: Release jofofofofofofo (情報・じょうほう) hohoho jichukuchujikuchu (trying to freestyle rap)
Uruha: yea yea (with Reita)
Kai: We will be releasing 3 singles with pv on September 28. Hehe (laughing at Reita) They’ll surely be good, so please listen to it!
Reita: (continues in background) jijijikuchu jijijikuchu
Kai: (continues announcing) So, Ruki?
Ruki: C'mon!
Kai: (silenced for a while)
Ruki: dujidujiduji
Reita: donjidonjidonjidonji
Ruki: Gambarimasu!
Kai: hehehe!
Everyone except Kai: donjidonjidonjidonji
Kai: Then, Reita!
Reita: yoroshiku!
(all continues to make sound in the background)
Kai: so Uruha!
Uruha: don..
Everyone: Hehe! (laughs)
Uruha: (with robotic deep voice) Me.. me.. till the day we meet… i will work hard! OIII (at everyone)
Kai: next, guitar of Aoi!
Aoi: Hehe
Reita: so back to leader of Kai!
(everyone silenced)
Kai: (blah) So this is how the GazettE is! Thanks for supporting!
Ruki: dugudugudugudugudugudugu
Reita: Congratulations to Hevn 2nd anniversary! We’re happy just like in heaven now! (Hevn and heaven pronounced the same in Japanese) And too, we hope to present you our cute side!
Everyone: Heaven.. heaven..
Kai: (laughs)
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i found the audio and decided to share so everyone can enjoy its absolute pureness
original translation by melting-in-white
We here at Fukuran headquarters (EN) have made an exciting discovery: there is in fact a canon ship name for FukuRan very similar to "double black." They're called "Tantei Soujin" - "Detective Duo" at the end of the Origins light novel!