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Whenever i escape a monster in a nightmare my brain rewinds the dream, say "Nah, b*tch we both know irl you'd be to dumb to survive that" and then kills me.

I mean ,,,it's not wrong but it still don't have to do me like that.

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It's obvious to me that the person who had the idea to put the light switch for the bathroom light outside of the bathroom, didn't have any siblings.

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Just found this gem in Bratislava. I think I know where to buy coffe if I need to.

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So I'm currently working in a Kindergarten and two of the girls (who are friends) made my day today. 1. The two girls wanted to hug but since they are only 3 or 4 years old they didn't quite figure out yet how to hug (I guess). Anyways, they tried to do it by first putting their arms high in the air and then let them fall on the other one. But since they both did it they kinda stood there for a second the upwards outstretched arms together. Then when they tried to unblock each other by both adjusting the arms a bit to opposite sides it just looked tangled for a moment. At the end their hug succeeded and it was super cute but for a moment it was just funny and looked so helpless.

2. Later that day I learned that whenever the one girl is searching the other or wants something from her she doesn't shout the name but the word "friend". And if that's not cute then I don't know what is.

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Whenever I remember that there are countries and people struggling with receiving too many scam calls, I remember that somehow there are indeed people who don't want to chuck their phone out of the window every time it rings.

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So... whenever I hear that non-binary people "aren't real" I kinda want to write a book about non-binarys taking over the world because rules don't apply to them since they technically don't exist.?.?

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When you search "I am sad" on the urban dictionary the first entry is like super wholesome...

But then there is the second entry...

And I'm just like: yeah frickin tree boy, yeah, me too indeed.

Like I know the first one is probably better but i feel like the second one just gets me on a deeper level :)

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Do you guys reckon that vampires could live from

the blood of the period of a woman? Or are they too picky for that?