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I cannot BELIEVE that Heinz has the AUDACITY to claim they know the perfect ratio of ketchup to mayo.

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Ah yes, the 3 genders. Male, female, and “what the fuck are you, a cop?”

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life actually gets better when you leave the house consistently btw like im serious

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kendrick lamar the political storyteller you are. so sorry everyone will only focus on the drake of it all. i see u princess. your mind.

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so I started a new anxiety medication this past week and so far it’s been going very well except that I have extremely vivid dreams and apparently sleep texting. I seem to have sent this at 3am and i have no memory of it

but i am Right

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Quietly losing my mind over the fact that Elon Musk has straight up orchestrated a coup of our executive branch and like....I don't even know what, if any, system we have in place to fix this. Like... He's just taken control of the money and locked out the actual appointed officials. What the fuck.

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If I see that cowboy flesh hat and one more goddamn time

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no clue what causes pcos. no clue what causes endometriosis. 2 year waiting lists to see a gynecologist. you'd think female bodies only started existing 50 years ago

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LOVE IS EMBARRASSING Olivia Rodrigo: Tiny Desk Concert

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at the jfk museum. this place is kind of objectively funny as hell i think

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‪The incorrect and negative beliefs we can get from years of negative feedback not knowing we have ADHD or how it affects our lives. While not everything is solely caused by ADHD, it can affect us and our comorbidities in many, many ways. Good news is, treating ADHD can do wonders for Anxiety and Depression!

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do people have no shame anymore?

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another fictional man i fear i need to have gay sex with

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for the non-Americans who are very confused right now:

Everyone hates The Chiefs this year because it's quarterback Patrick Mahomes is low-key MAGA and the orange pestilence is in attendance in the game. And the racist ass "chop" their fans do. and that Traves Kelce said it would be "an honor" to host the orange pestilence at the game.

and now they're fucking losing and Taylor is going to DUMP him and join Kendrick in writing an absolutely devastating breakup anthem.

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whoever styled sza in red leather i owe you my life 🙏

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bring back pretty privilege ! why are we booing hot people (taylor swift) and cheering for ugly people (donald trump) at the super bowl. matter of fact why are we electing ugly people in the first place