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The Nonexistent Memory

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Play Scarlet Hollow play Scarlet Hollow I'm outside your window scratching with my long dirty nails play Scarlet Hollow play Scarlet Hollow play Scarlet Hollow I whisper to you as you fall asleep play Scarlet Holl--

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magical girl transformation but i just rapidly go through the 5 stages of decomposition

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Bet he didn't saw that coming

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Also Marcus would never apologize to you if you poured soup in his lap.

He wouldn't yell, he'd just get quietly angry and leave. Then later he'd name a doughnut "the time you poured soup in my lap like a little bitch."

...Which actually DOES sound like Martin behavior come to think of it.

Coffee Shop AUs are OUT, The Bear AUs are IN.

The ensemble cast is working in a sandwich shop. Everyone is stressed and yelling, there's never enough money or beef. Half your OTP is a line cook who's been working there for years, the other half is the new owner who was forced to take over the business when their brother committed suicide.

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#prev so real i would love a the bear jonmartin au#just tma/the bear in general#same vibes somehow....

Carmy: Is suddenly given a job he is not qualified for, has trauma he is not dealing with, responds to immense stress by acting like an asshole, smokes.

Jon: All of the above.

I'm not sure who Martin is in this universe, I don't think he has a character to easily map onto. I guess Marcus has some similar Sick Mom Stuff but he's also got the opposite situation where his relationship with his mom is great, he's just sad she's dying.

So instead he's just Martin but do a find/replace of "library" for "italian beef sandwiches" or something.

Coffee Shop AUs are OUT, The Bear AUs are IN.

The ensemble cast is working in a sandwich shop. Everyone is stressed and yelling, there's never enough money or beef. Half your OTP is a line cook who's been working there for years, the other half is the new owner who was forced to take over the business when their brother committed suicide.

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The ensemble cast is working in a sandwich shop. Everyone is stressed and yelling, there's never enough money or beef. Half your OTP is a line cook who's been working there for years, the other half is the new owner who was forced to take over the business when their brother committed suicide.

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[ID: A three panel comic featuring Jon and Martin from TMA wading through a swamp. A gnarled hand and distorted face float in the swamp. In the first panel, Martin looks at a bloody oar in the water and says "hey, there's a bloody oar in the water!". In the second panel, Martin holds the oar, and Jon has turned to face him. Jon looks tense and says "That's foreboding..." The edges of this panel are shaded darker to indicate Jon Beholding. In the third panel, Martin has his arms crossed angrily. He says "I know what they're for!" The darkness from the previous panel is gone, and Jon looks surprised and confused. End ID]

I've seen this tweet by Browtweaten on Twitter and it always makes me think of. Them

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[S01E01] Puddle (Waterlogged)

In the scorching heat of a Rhode Island summer, even a puddle can provide some relief.

[S01E01] Puddle

This episode was written, directed, & edited by @stardustshimmers

Theme music by Lou Sutcliffe

Find the show on your preferred podcatcher, or on YouTube here-

Waterlogged is an anthology series featuring single-narrator stories written by multiple authors exploring the lesser-heard forms of submerged terror, and will release weekly on Mondays.

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Just wanted to say I reread breathe in the salt recently and I really enjoyed it!! Definitely one of my favorite selkie fics out there

Thank you, that's very sweet! I'm glad you've enjoyed it!!

please have a martin as thanks

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Recently on Unhelpful File Labels in the Archives:

On-Going Project. Folders were empty.

Well Written Articles, 1999. There were no articles in this folder. There were a lot of budget reports though.

Stuff. You are killing me smalls.

Section 569-055 Knowingly burning or exploding. This was just papers shoved between files, I have a lot of questions and zero answers.

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Dendrogaster (a crustacean that parasitizes starfish)

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Spooki girls! OR The Wraith and the princesses that lead to her.

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I feel somewhat obligated to make this shitpost of a meme and I’m not sorry about it (lie)

(Formatting inspired by @ieattaperecorders’s that one stp meme)

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