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The power of mice compels you!
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One day I'm going to play in the Hen.H.L.
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And they said a chick could never become pope.
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Our point is, you'll never identify which one of us stole the apple pie.
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Trust me man my cat always does this. She'll be tired in 15 minutes.
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I just told him how much I saved by switching to Geico.
@thegeicogecko
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I'm not going down there, I saw a spider.
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I once caught a fish this big.
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The cat caught me making dog memes.
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What's your favorite jube jube? I like any except the black ones.
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I'm a siamese.
No you're not.
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I don't know but I've been told, car beats duck so get off the road.
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Look asshole we're not serving you... Until you stop asking if clam is on the menu. We're a bank.
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Famous author J.K. Growling.
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I think that pedestrian I hit is dead.
Yeah I'm deducting 5 points for that.
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I enjoy going to Starbucks and barking at blogs, but pictures of chew toys are my real passion.
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