He/him/she/her/they/them/whateva 20 minors dni please I’m not mad just old
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It’s heart breaking because he would’ve probably been taller had he not been starving his entire childhood
u guys don’t understand how much how small jason was as robin means to me,,, he was tiny,,, his ass was NOT physically fit i tell u,,,
little guy really was little
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"Alone in the city of stars, Autumn-Son was as sad as a forest with no deer. At night, he counted the stars outside his window in the language of the people, so that he would never forget. And he found other ways to comfort himself... dangerous ways, that, though maybe meant to wound Green-Man, in the end wounded no one but himself."
Green Arrow 80th Anniversary 100-Page Super Spectacular (2021) #1. "Green-Man & Autumn-Son."
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In my head red room Peter Parker has beef with Damian Wayne cause of the difference in training and like moral codes
Damian:why would you snap a man’s neck in that manner??
Peter: because I’m not trash at my jobs
Damian: I was trained by the league of assassins, we are the best in the world
Peter: skewed data, I can almost guarantee
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Supernatural! Peter Parker where he’s a spider deity connected to the web of life and he has to talk to Danny phantom in Gotham for plot reasons
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Vampire! AU where vampirism is a curse where someone stops aging until they find true love, but the longer you live the more hardened your heart
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This is a valid point, however, I’m an evil cunt NYEEHEHEHHEHEHEH
POV: you are telling fanfics writers that they don't have to antagonize or kill off character's bio parents to validate their relationship with a mentor character/ writing a fic about a character and their parental figure doesn't invalidate the character's bio parents and everything their did while raising their child / people are allow to have more than one parental figure in their life and you can have a good relationship with your alive bio parents and still see other adults as parental figures because love doesn't have limits
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I came across the AU idea that Dick Grayson is Richard Parker, and thus, Peter Parker's biological father. There are a few fics where Peter dimension travels to the DC universe and gets to meet his dead father. It is a fun idea, but I have different one.
AU where Peter dimension travels to the DC universe, and the batfam realizes that he is Dick's son, but rather than think he is from another universe, they all come to the conclusion that he is from the future.
It makes sense, after all, the rules of time travel basically boil down to 'don't change anything.' So when Peter is avoiding them and "pretending" not to know them, they just think he is following the rules. (He isn't even really avoiding them, he just has no idea who they are.)
You know how once you have an idea in your head, it take a lot of convince you that your wrong? Same idea here, they are so convinced of their idea that all new info ends up making them surer. Confirmation bias.
So Peter is trying to find a way home while the batfam tries to subtly help him without getting involved in time travel. Hijinks ensue.
Peter once mentions his love of photography and how he used to take pictures of heroes for a newspaper. Everyone looks at Tim and thinks, 'Gee I wonder where he picked up that hobby.'
At one point Peter pulls an assassin move, and Damian is like, 'I taught him that for sure.' (In reality Peter just trained with Natasha and Bucky before.)
When dealing with some issue Peter says something like, "I know a guy with some green angry problems and he taught me a lot about staying calm when mad." Everyone looks at Jason??? (He just picked up some meditation advice from Bruce Banner)
At some point he goes to the manor and everyone is like, 'Hah! More proof! He knows his way around the building!' He doesn't know his way around, his spider sense just lead him to where people are and kept him from getting lost.
He mentions Black Cat once, and everyone comes to the "totally logical" conclusion that Catwoman had a daughter, and that Peter and Felicia also have a weird almost dating thing going on.
Peter has been forced to go to some fancy events with Tony before so he knows how to act at rich people galas, which of course just adds fuel to the time travel theory.
Peter keeps accidentally referencing things that don't exist/didn't happen. Everyone just assumes these things didn't happen/don't exist yet.
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We know it’s you ghost maker
bruce wayne should be pregnant
change my mind.
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Erin wants to write like one of my TikTok comment and now I can finally die, this is my greatest success
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“The first fic” WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
erin i will literally pay you 1 TRILLION doubloons for a meet the robinson’s au
the funny part about y'all wanting this is i have an entire arc of LoF planned that might scratch this itch and i can't share it at all because it's such huge spoilers for the first fic
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Hal definitely has wet dreams about batman topping him, but then he has a wet dream about him topping brucie wayne
100% and it causes him zero confusion or strife as a fantasy UNTIL the day he finds out they’re unfortunately the same person.
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Batlantern where they are openly dating but no one believes them.
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Hal, during some small talks at Watchtower : "You know, Bat, you can offer me some privileges."
Bruce : "That's called nepotism, Lantern. No."
Dick, the guest of honor today : "What's that about?"
Hal : "You know, lover privilege, husband favoritism, something, anything."
Dick, thinking about Bruce's past romance heartbreaks : "That's not nice to tease him with something insensitive like that."
Everyone else in the room : *nodding and humming in agreement*
Hal : "Huh?"
Bruce, as equally confuse : "Hn."
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Tim : "You know him. He is kinda extra when it comes to his cover. You're attractive, you can score someone pretty easily even after this whole thing is over."
Hal, who just want to grab a glass of water from bats's kitchen : "... okay?"
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Olliver : "He can't really tell when to stop joking sometimes, so don't be too hard on him. I'm sure you can hook up with someone soon to shut him up."
Bruce, doesn't even know where to start : *grunt*
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Bruce, during an outing with Clark and Diana : "I wonder if my choice would annoy him or not."
Clark, sighing : "Bruce, I know you two don't have the best relationship, but you can't just keep pastering him with your whims."
Diana, nodding : "I don't know what kind of psychological warfare you're planning on him, but you need to not take it too far."
Bruce, who just wants to ask opinion on his choice of movie for their next date : "You two are unbelievable."
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Hal : "I am not joking. I went to bed with him."
Barry : "Dude, stop annoying him. He will kill you one day."
Hal, frustrated : "I am telling you—!"
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Billy, in his Champion form : "I truly believe we only kiss the people we love."
Hal, freaking out because Billy—out of all people—accidentally seeing them making out : "Look, I know this is not a professional way to use any room in Watchtower but—"
Billy : "You know, you two took the whole battering fiasco way too far this time."
Bruce, still internally shaking for not noticing Billy entering the room : "... you can't seriously believe that's what's going on."
Billy : "Hey. Wisdom of Solomon."
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Damian : "That being said, we should treat Jordan with respect since he is willing to put up with Father's schemes."
Other bats : *agreed*
Bruce, just give up at this point : "This house is supposed to be the nest of a bunch of detectives."
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“Hal Jordan/bruce would be more canon adhérant than Bruce and Clark ” mfer does it seem like I care??
These men are my dolls and I will make them smooch if I so wish it
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Peter Parker in Gotham fic where the only Batman media in the marvel universe is the Lego Batman movie
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What if Jarvis (the marvel character, a British butler that took care of Tony stark) met Alfred (you know Alfred pennyworth, the knowledge came preloaded in your mind)
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