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i have not slept and it's like 2AM and im now feeling tired but i locked tf in to draw this i just HAD to finish before bed i will be more coherent tomorrow anyways. gay superbat. have

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This is the worst timeline. (x)

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Red room! Peter Parker in dc brain rot again‼️‼️

Dick: hey jay what in the bag you got??

Jason holding a duffel bag: just some clothes

Bruce: do you mind If we look?

Jason pricing it together: oh for fuCKS SAKE, it was one time!!

Peter outta the blue:come on guys, I mean who her hasn’t stuffed decapitated heads in a duffel bags once or twice

*Dick, bruce and whoever else is there sans Jason puts their hands up*

Peter: I thought this experience was way more relatable than it appears to be

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"The joker scared Peter Parker so bad he couldn’t move” literally stfu, Peter would knock tf outta the joker while doing a full comedy set

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I promise you Batman is hot (and lickable)

by lonely_little_ghost Clark Kent suffers as Green Lantern and Flash try to convince the rest of the JL that Batman is actually hot and they are not liars/crazy. Bets are placed. Words: 2349, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Series: Part 2 of Oh no he's hot Fandoms: DCeased (DC Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Clark Kent, Bruce Wayne, Diana (Wonder Woman), J'onn J'onzz, Hal Jordan (Green Lantern), Barry Allen, Arthur Curry (DCU), Oliver Queen Relationships: Clark Kent/Bruce Wayne Additional Tags: Attempt at Humor, Pining Clark Kent, Top Clark Kent, Clark Kent is in denial, Bruce Wayne is So Done, bruce wayne has elected to ignore it, i try so hard to tag, Part Two, you can read it alone but you'll likely be confused via https://ift.tt/uf0sPCq

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Damian spending more time with his brothers and other kids his age so he slowly starts learning how to act like a normal kid

Damian: get FUCKED on

Dick: Okay so you've just combined two phrases into one that doesn't make sense. You're getting better though

Jason: Okay but "get fucked on" goes pretty hard though, I may use that

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Nightwing is not a retired crashout. He's just a crashout on hold.

He, like any good eldest sibling with Eldest Daughter Syndrome, is letting all his younger siblings have a turn at crashing out. Anyone with Batman as their parent/parental figure deserves to. It's practically tradition at this point.

Sure, he didn't expect Bruce to keep adopting more and more, but okay fine. He likes having lots of brothers and sisters. He likes being a big brother. Once the flow of new siblings stops and they've all gotten it out of their systems, first chance he gets Nightwing is going to finally allow himself his second run of things. He's just waiting.

Bruce keeps adopting, partially because he can't help it, and partially because he'd rather deal with a dozen regular Bat Children going through the typical teenage rebellion phase than Dick Grayson experiencing a crashout literally years in the making. If he stops adopting he knows what will happen. At this point he's spent too long holding it off to hope the inevitable fallout can be contained.

Teenage Dick Grayson crashing out was bad enough. Adult Dick Grayson has been gearing up more or less for over a decade.

No one will be prepared, except maybe Jason, who has been gleefully waiting for the older brother he remembers to make a comeback since he first showed up as Red Hood, Tim, who is ankle deep into the beginnings of a villain arc at any given moment and spent most of his pre-robin years photographing everything that happened the first time, and Harley Quinn, a licensed psychologist specializing in crazy who has been watching the warning signs build up like an unstable jenga tower for years.

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Headcannon that Jason got the headstone from his grave and put it above his bed because it says 'Here lies Jason Todd' (he broke off the good soldier bit ofc) and thinks it's the funniest thing ever, some of the family, of course, are horrified.

Dick, at Jason's before they go out on patrol: Hey Jaybird, make sure to bring a spare respir--WHAT THE HELL?!?

Dick, looking frantically between Jason and the headstone: this is clearly a threat. Somebody knows your identity. I swear to GOD when I find who did this--

Jason, looking up from his phone comepletely unbothered: oh yeah, about that

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Bonus:

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Tim, climbing through Jasons bedroom window: Hey, its me, dont shoot. Do you have a first aid kit here right?

Jason, getting up from where he was reading in bed: ugh yeah sure, one sec

Jason, proceeds to grab a sticky note saying 'DOES NOT' and jabs it onto the headstone so it reads 'Here DOES NOT lie Jason Todd':

Tim:

Tim: okay that's funny

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Jason: we do give B a lot of shit for being a complicated attempt at guardianship to all of us, but like at least he didn’t actively sell me to the Joker like my bio mom

Tim: yeah, my bio parents didn’t look at me twice and pretty much abandoned me to raise myself from toddler-hood

Damian, humming: my mother is an Al Ghul. it will forever be… complicated.

Dick:

Dick: *whistles* my mommy was awesome. loved my dad too.

Dick: sucks for you guys tho

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Not me just now realizing at 20 years old that krypton is named that cause it’s a place filled with only dead people, like a crypt, which is a hidden place beneath a church or place of faith where the dead are kept

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Another red room! Peter in Gotham idea: struggle meals

Jason: you guys don’t get it. I had to fight for my food everyday, a true struggle is sleeping so you can forget the hunger!

Duke: okay I never got that bad but I do remember eating only canned beans for like a month *1000 yard stare* I still can’t be near can openers for too long.

Dick: I grew up in the circus so I think I had some pretty depressing shit, ever had a hotdog rolled in a tortilla-cold?

Peter: I committed cannibalism when I was escaping enslavement and got stuck in an abandoned Siberian outpost! (:

Dick:

Duke:

Jason:

Cass from no where: JEEEESSSUUUUSSSSS‼️‼️‼️

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Are you proship or anti

I'm an adult

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Anybody wanna info dump on this post abt Lin lie and how you perceive him cause idk anything other than that he’s hot which is just making me feel bad

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The biggest way I’ve learned to stop catastrophizing is to simply go “what happens after that?” Sometimes you just have to be unreasonably clinical to yourself and detach emotionally. Not to the extant it stays just for long enough to know what is necessary

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The biggest issue I’ve had while reading Percy Jackson aus is that everyone portrays hades as evil. He’s not he just wants to sit in his house do his job which is “don’t let people cheat death” and love his wife and feed his dog. Leave him ALONE.

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Manifesting 🙏

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All for the game au where Andrew is a James Bond type figure who is assigned to kill Nathan wesninski but Neil is the Bond girl and they fall in love