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I had dick so mediocre that I think I’m Demisexual and homoromantic instead of standard gay. (It’s a pattern I’ve noticed that sex is boring to me)

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Peter Parker in dc au where he can sometimes glimpse in to the web of life

Jason: dicks a cop! How are you guys gonna listen to a pig?

Peter: you’re a catholic priest!! And Tim shut it, I didn’t forget gun Batman, and Damian don’t do that giant collar, that was a MAJOR fashion DONT.

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100 ccs of tire iron to my cranium STAT!

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Girl gang

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British Neil josten and Irish Kevin day would be fucking hilarious

Kevin: we need to get into Eden’s twilight, but I was banned any plans Neil?

Neil: why are you asking me, I’m the runner?

Kevin: yeah but your British and about 6 of you managed to invade all of Europe for fucking centuries

Neil: I invade your best friend pants on daily basis, how’s that feel bitch

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Damian Wayne with long hair and an Arabic accent, save me long haired Damian Wayne with an Arabic accent

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In case your wondering: no I will not accept his trauma as an excuse to his clearly abusive actions

Me with fanon Andrew minyard: My sweet little angst boy who loved That other one over there in that vague direction 😊 sweet heart in a armored body

Me with canon Andrew minyard: I’m going to hit you with a baseball bat till you stop moving🖕🫵🦶

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Me with fanon Andrew minyard: My sweet little angst boy who loved That other one over there in that vague direction 😊 sweet heart in a armored body

Me with canon Andrew minyard: I’m going to hit you with a baseball bat till you stop moving🖕🫵🦶

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In my Peter Parker as dick Graysons son au, should I make someone his mother? And if so who?

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Still need allat

God I need him

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Idea!: a romcom fic of Damian Wayne and Connor hawke, with like enemies to lovers vibes but also jealousy and then they fall in loves, but a lil more drama filled yknow

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Peter Parker in Gotham fic where the only Batman media in the marvel universe is the Lego Batman movie

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Concept: TMA quotes but it's Barbie

Proof of concept:

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Thank you to everyone who got me to 1000 likes!

I headcanon that if Peter doesn’t eat or sleep enough for like idk let’s say 4 days maybe, his asthma comes back.

He will be in the middle of training with like Bucky and then start coughing REALLY BAD after Bucky punched his chest a little too hard and it freaks the team out

Idk why but Peter being affected by his human traits after the bite is very important to me

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I headcanon that if Peter doesn’t eat or sleep enough for like idk let’s say 4 days maybe, his asthma comes back.

He will be in the middle of training with like Bucky and then start coughing REALLY BAD after Bucky punched his chest a little too hard and it freaks the team out

Idk why but Peter being affected by his human traits after the bite is very important to me

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why do you ship Superbat?

I don't "ship" Superbat. I recognize that they're subtextually fucking and document their coworker/brotherly/best friend/fail marriage/fuck buddy relationship. I am a yaoi historian and this blog is a museum.