icy3-cheesewizard

[icy3-cheesewizard]

✨️Ok, listen, someone pls write a Geraskier fic where Jaskier and Geralt are actually a couple/ married and only pretended on the mountain to "break up" to avoid Jaskier getting chased by Nilfgaard. ✨️

Now that Rience got his hands on the bard and Nilfgaard looks for Jaskier too, it's unnecessary to pretend any longer. The whole keep witnesses in awe as the odd and quiet bard and their grumpy witcher brother turn in seconds from mopping/brooding/angry at each other into a loving old married couple. Everyone is flabbergasted! Yen is smug but crazed at the same time. Vesemir knew it (oddly, nobody told him), and Ciri (og shipper) ponders the question if this means she'll have two gay dads and a hot single mom. The other witchers demand an explanation!

Please, dear writers, get inspired! I suck at writing, so please relieve a sorry soul and grant it it's one wish! 🙏😭✨️