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Color Synonyms

White

also: pale; blanched; sallow; pallid; waxen; spectral; translucent; albino; 

Grey

also: dust; stone; pepper;  

Black

also:  coal; slate; dusky; ebon; shadow; murky; 

Tan

also: flesh; khaki; cream; tawny; 

Brown

also:  henna; russet; sepia; chestnut; cocoa; drab; bronze; 

Red

also: terracotta ; rouge; carmine;  fire-engine; ruddy

Orange

also:  pumpkin ; rust ; 

Yellow

also: sunny; amber; saffron; hay; straw; platinum; 

Green

also: viridescent; grass; jade; forest; 

Blue

also: turquoise; cyan; ultramarine; royal; aqua; aquamarine;

Purple

also: berry;  amaranthine;

Pink

also: flushed; candy; cherry blossom; petal pink ; 

—– source: http://ingridsundberg.com/

—–additional synonyms added by me

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I swiped right on a girl without a picture, and we matched.

So after a brief chat i went to go pick her up. I wasn’t expecting much, probably 300 lbs with bad skin, but hey, I was so desperate it was this or join an incel chatroom.

I walked up to the door and lo and behold, 5'2", baby blue eyes, strawberry blonde hair, all the right curves in all the right places. I couldn’t believe my luck.

I asked her what she did for a living. She said she taught sunday school. Now I never had me a Christian girl, but I’m open minded so I took her to dinner.

On the way, I lit a joint and asked her if she puffs.

“Oh heaven’s no, what would I tell my Sunday school children.”

I said okay, weed’s 50/50 some people do some people don’t. And I took her to the best restaurant I knew. I ordered the steak, she ordered the lobster. I asked for the second most expensive bottle of wine on the menu. When the waitress came to pour, She said she didn’t drink.

I said “you don’t drink?!?”

“Oh heaven’s no, what would I tell my Sunday school children.”

Excellent food, sparkling conversation but i’m bummed out, I don’t know what to do with a girl like this.

So I’m driving her home and pass a cheap motel, I figure, what have I got to lose. So i ask:

“wanna get a room and knock boots?”

She says: I thought you’d never ask!

I say: Really? What are you gonna tell your Sunday school children?

She says: The same thing I tell them every week. You don’t have to drink and do drugs to have a good time!

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I saw an opportunity and I took it

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gentle and kind things in the world

the moon’s glow on a misty evening

the scent of bakeries in the morning

pretty colors in the sky

fairytales and old books

fluffy animals that run up to you and nuzzle their soft face into your hand

when someone is happy to see you

rainbows appearing in a cloud

the warmth and scent of freshly laundered clothes and towels

bumblebees flying from flower to flower

blooming flowers and gentle rays of sunlight after a freezing winter

making your favorite person laugh

people that sweet nice things without expecting anything in return

seeing someone smile for no reason

forests that are home to thousands of creatures and trees

someone making something for you, like a playlist, a meal or a knitted scarf

doing something sweet for someone and seeing how happy it makes them

nicknames, mutual affection and warm hugs

snow that looks like powdered sugar

sweet fruits that are good for you like apples and strawberries

going grocery shopping with someone u love

plush toys, soft pillows and warm blankets

warm glows of street lights in a city

your favorite sweater that keeps you warm

songs that understand you

songs that make you want to dance

walking barefoot on a beach in summer

the gentle crunch of leaves and warm mugs of hot cocoa in autumn

birdsong that wakes you up gently

old paintings of flowers and sceneries

albums you can play on repeat that you never get sick of

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Idk if anyone even fekking cares but I haven't and won't be on much for the forseeable future because this app is garbo

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friendly reminder that

if we’re mutuals, you are allowed to slip 1 (One) small lizard into my pocket if you see me at the farmer’s market

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Do any of you wanna see a picture I took of some extremely powerful items

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medium writers just dont give a fuck they hate everyone and will make sure you know it

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someone edit this pic to be dr phil levitting the bottle wit his mind powers

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I brought a huge box of tea to school and kept throwing tea bags at everyone screaming, “THERE’S THE TEA." 

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Theory

What if Sauron's Ring of Power was really just made of tungsten, and that's why it seemed unburnable, only by the fires of a volcano, with tungsten having such a high melting point?

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I hate when u say “deja vu” out loud n someone ur with goes “what was it?” Like bitch we all can barely communicate the most straightforward ideas without utter confusion and chaos…..u rly believe it is within my capacity to explain exactly what fleeting moment of temporal embodiment made me feel like a vague reincarnated ghost girl trapped in a child’s dream??? Surely u are mistaken.

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Chill & Lickable

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Being able to endure something does not equal an obligation to withstand it.

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Metro: Last Light, Warframe, GTA V, Civilization VI, Team Fortress 2, Totally Accurate Battle Simulator, need I go on?

easy

Pokemon Red

Pokemon Blue

Pokemon Gold

Pokemon Silver

Pokemon Bronze

Pokemon Red Fire

Pokemon Grass Green

Pokemon Ruby Tuesday

Pokemon Safe Fire

Pokemon A B C

Pokemon X Y Z

Pokemon Now I know my A B C’s

Pokemon Dungeon Dice Monsters

Pokemon The Last Airbender

Pokemon of the Galaxy

Pokemon Horror Story: Asylum

Pokemon Horror Story: Coven

Pokemon Horror Story: ….Coven 2

Pokemon Ping Pong

Pokemon Party 

Pokemon Party 8

PokeKart: Double Dash

Pokemon Crunch Wrap Supreme 

Pokemon Cross Dress

Pokemon Fingerblast

Pokemon Facebook Edition

Pokemon Who?

Castlevania 2: Simon’s Quest

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Teenage nicotine epidemic, 2018