icarus-the-inmortal

[icarus-the-inmortal]

Don’t trust ‘em, not after what it did to my namesake

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[icarus-the-inmortal]

Has anyone seen an evolved cat anywhere? It’s wearing a little mask and has tiny hands, it responds to Chunk or “Dinner time”. He’s been gone for a while and I’m worried about him, it’s not like Chunk to just disappear without telling me!

If found please tell me in my “evolved pet cat found” box

[icarus-the-inmortal]

@michaelwiththegoodhair please help?

@icarus-the-inmortal did you dump my cleaning supplies??

[icarus-the-inmortal]

Please no?? How can I get Chunk his weekly burgers?

@icarus-the-inmortal did you dump my cleaning supplies??

[icarus-the-inmortal]

Sorry but I poured it all down the sink

@icarus-the-inmortal did you dump my cleaning supplies??

[icarus-the-inmortal]

….yes

@icarus-the-inmortal did you dump my cleaning supplies??

[icarus-the-inmortal]

No, mum, this isn’t the first time she’s done this, I think she needs an intervention or something

Muuum? Can you make other mum stop drinking cleaning supplies?

Dagon can do what they want.

[icarus-the-inmortal]

Mum don’t make me get other mum

10/10 cleaning supplies with alcohol btw. I recommend it.

[icarus-the-inmortal]

I will drain all of the cleaning

Mum please I swear to Chunk stop drinking cleaning supplies!

just don't take after me mkay?

[icarus-the-inmortal]

If you had to make a sea dwelling being of any kind how would you make it?

Hehehehe Goblin shark

[icarus-the-inmortal]

Back in my time they were called Jezebels but so where demons so I guess technically they could be both going by that logic

Are you a whore?.

Yes, of course I'm a whore:

W - wholesome

h - happy

o - old-fashioned

r - really nice

e - whore

[icarus-the-inmortal]

Like make it able to have sea anemone on it, then it can use the foliage to give it more energy and in return the anemone gets the small fish the whale doesn’t eat!

@icarus-the-inmortal I'm making a whale, what would be the coolest thing to add?

[icarus-the-inmortal]

Hmm could you make it like an island, please?

@icarus-the-inmortal I'm making a whale, what would be the coolest thing to add?

[icarus-the-inmortal]

I just love when ships sink! So much cool treasure washes up on shore!!

Mortals will put so many annoying flags on their boats. Why? It's all the same flag too. I will sink them.

[icarus-the-inmortal]

Mum, please stop, please? I’ll get chunks and her friends to snuggle, they are very soft, and while you’re healing we can watch whatever you want on the magical giant tablet on the wall! Should I call Jesus? I mean you did say yourself he was a doctor…just please, mum, for me?

Dagon pull yourzelf together.

There'z nothing you can do about the pain, but if you go on you know that we'll have to phizically restrain you. Please.

- @lower-management

Ayyy Beelzebub

Think I made it worse... ahahhh

[icarus-the-inmortal]

ANHDSHHDHEHEJDHDHJSBAHHHHHHDHDHH oh would you look at that! Light no longer burns my skin! (Insert mythological Icarus joke here) Thank you @one-coming-is-enough ! Also I’m not **THE** Icarus I’m an immortal named Icarus, I do appreciate it though, Jesus!

@icarus-the-inmortal your cat seems to have fingers

Is this normal?

[icarus-the-inmortal]

Is it just me or does light hurt? (Insert joke about Icarus here) anyways I kinda want to bite someone? Like just I just want M̷̰̈ȅ̸̼à̶̝t̷̰́…anyways Chonk said that he really wants to try a burger!

@icarus-the-inmortal your cat seems to have fingers

Is this normal?