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Things that make me (autistic and goth) a vampire:

Sun? No, thank you. Instant kill.

Counting everything. Please don't throw rice at me.

Invite me directly. "You're always invited". No, I have to stand at your door and you have to say "Come in", else I can't physically enter.

Did someone eat garlic like 5 days ago? I can tell.

You don't want to be informed for three hours about the different sounds bats make?

Black cloths. Everything else is too overstimulating.

Very formal and rigid way of speaking and behaving, almost like a dark lord in 1894.

"I've recently started this hobby... wait, this was a decade ago?"

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today I are. tired.

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Straight women: LITERALLY EVERYONE IS ATTRACTED TO THIS MAN! EVEN LESBIANS WOULD HAVE SEX WITH HIM

The man:

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hhhghhhhhhhhhgh … . . moomin help me i’ve been squished .

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My bath bomb decided to turn my bath into a Van Gough painting

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Daylight Savings

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john green novels: The thing about a spiral, is that if you follow it inward, it never actually ends. It just keeps tightening infinitely.

john green videos: You don’t want peanut butter on your celery? What are you, a communist?

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Absolute shenanigans

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Bob’s Burgers, The Hauntening (S06E03)

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