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Kathy: *Writes "Ellie" on her wrist in cursive*

Dan: "You wrote your 3 wrong you dumb fuck."

Kathy: "wha-"

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Hahahaha

*slormps up dirt to absorb its nutrients*

A m W o r m

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Squirmeth

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Whatever we fuck whatever we fuck whatever we fuck

W h a t e v e r w e

f u c k

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Bill bill bill bill bill bill bill bill

Bill of rights-

Bill

Nye

The science

Guy

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FᏌN FᎪᏟᎢ

-Math used to be a form of tourture in the 1800's

Chuck: "Tell us where the money is Jimmy"

Jimmy: "N-Never!"

Chuck: "Fine.. you've given us no other choice." *Slides paper in front of Jimmy*

Chuck: "What's 2(a -3) + 4b - 2(a -b -3) + 5 , simplify and show your work."

Jimmy: "n-NOOOOOO!!!"

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20 cents

D: if I had a dime for every gender that excisted I'd have 20cents

K: What- so there's 20 genders???

D: A DIME, 20 CENTS.

K: oooooh!

D: Stupid.

K: But what about non-binary and gender fluid????

D: I think non-binary is when your don't identify- so it's like "they, them" instead of "he, her"

K: sO HOW MANY CENTS-??

D: I DON'T FUCKIN KNOW?? 30-..35????

K:....so not enough to buy a chicken nugget

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Fishy Bishy

Okay so, you know how we can't see air unless it's polluted?

You know how we breathe air?

You know how fish breathe air?

So do you think that fish can see water??

If they CAN see water what color is it?

If they can't see water then can they see air?

If they can see air then what color is it?!?!

IF THEY CAN'T SEE AIR OR WATER THEN WHAT THE F*CK DO THEY SEE ?!?!

Next thing you know the fish become the god damn minister of china

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Shower Thot

In Pokemon the Indigo League Season 1, Episode 26, when Meowth says he "hates water, especially wet water" does he mean that there are both water and wet water? Coexisting seperately?? 🤔🤔🤔

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Common Misconception

Thomas Sanders is actually a gay dolphin here to enslave the human race inevitably converting everyone into

H o m o s e x u a l s ™

#thomas sanders #lgbt #gay #misconception

#imjustshitposting