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Someone tell me why my cardiologist was most disturbed/shocked not by the insane heart symptoms I was having that scared the shit outta the ER, but instead was freaked out by the fact my wisdom teeth were only now coming in at 30 and demanded to see for herself and then looked hollow inside someone help

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TFW you learn to render beef tallow from suet because cooking oil prices are now out of your budget but suet cost 1$ a pound

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I always pictured Castiel to be the sad accepting type of jealous lover

Like, he gets jealous, but he doesn't act on it. He kinda just sits, stares, and looks on longingly, wishing it were him

Imagine with me:

Dean tries to make Cas' jealous, wanting that fun lil spice in their relationship. Wanting to see if Cas is gonna act on it and be all possessive

He does the smallest thing. They're at a bar and Dean just winks and nods at the pretty bartender who sends back her own flirtatious lil look

Dean turns to Cas, hoping to find his (they're in the dating stage) boyfriend looking fierce and angry

And he immediately panics cause Cas is giving him the biggest, saddest eyes known to man

Big blue and glassy. Like he's gonna cry but it's the type of cry of someone who's accepted they've lost

And Dean immediately goes to rectify his failure. Just ditches the bar entirely. Takes Cas out star gazing and showers him in love. Cause that look? That sad, forlorn look that ripped his heart out of his chest?

Dean is gonna dedicate his entire life to make sure Cas never looks that way again

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Fuck moon’s taking poison damage

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Dean Winchester was saved by a gay man. TWICE

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Love transcends barriers 🥰

(Source)

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The eight stages of writing :

- this is awesome

- this is slightly less awesome

- this is shit

- I’m shit

-oh god oh fuck what the hell am I doing

-wait this might not be that bad actually

- How the fuck is this working

-This is awesome

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bad

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Quick reminder that it's always morally correct to punch nazis.

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what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

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Reblog daily for health and prosperity

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Elon Musk's N*zi Salute at the Trump Inauguration Rally. The US government will attempt to censor this or shift your perception of it.

You Saw, What You Saw.

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all the telepaths aboard the enterprise always either look at spock weird or are very amused by him but none of them will tell why and it’s because despite spock’s stoic façade he is in fact just constantly screaming in his head

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What’s a food from your culture that u HATE #hatersonly

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he is 46, dude.