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This week for my #CBCNextUp social media challenge I had to make a video of me doing some jokes about where I’m from. If you live in Toronto, or went to university in Toronto you may just like this, so please give it a look, hopefully laugh and remember to keep voting Jordan Pines for the next two days! #supportyourlocaljordanpines https://cbc.ca/nextup/…

[i-am-a-starkid-ranger]

This week for my #CBCNextUp social media challenge I had to make a video of me doing some jokes about where I'm from. If you live in Toronto, or went to university in Toronto you may just like this, so please give it a look, hopefully laugh and remember to keep voting Jordan Pines for the next two days! #supportyourlocaljordanpines https://cbc.ca/nextup/…

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#CBCNextUp Social Media Challenge #1

Hey everyone as part of #CBCNextUp we have a few social media challenges to do, and today's is to write a joke about our commute and share it on our social media.

I don't know if anyone's been driving down the Allen Road lately, but they have these constant advertisements hanging on it for drivers saying "If you are reading this, you would have already been at work by now. Take the TTC" Now, I don't know about you, but I do take the TTC and my FAVOURITE part of my morning is sitting between Lawrence West and Glencairn. Stopped. FOR THE THIRD DELAY OF THE MORNING!!!!!!! seeing these ads out my window thinking if I'm fucking reading this, you should fix your goddamn subways!!!!!!!!

And remember keep on voting for Jordan Pines until the 16th. #supportyourlocaljordanpines #CBCNextUp

https://www.cbc.ca/nextup/…

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OH MY GOD! Out of submissions from all over Canada I have been chosen as one of the top 100 amateur stand up comics in Canada and now need all the votes possible to help live my dream. Please vote Jordan Pines every day till March 16th and share to as much people as possible. This is the opportunity of a lifetime for me and I just don’t want to miss it. Please every vote and share helps <3 <3 <3

[i-am-a-starkid-ranger]

OH MY GOD! Out of submissions from all over Canada I have been chosen as one of the top 100 amateur stand up comics in Canada and now need all the votes possible to help live my dream. Please vote Jordan Pines every day till March 16th and share to as much people as possible. This is the opportunity of a lifetime for me and I just don’t want to miss it. Please every vote and share helps <3 <3 <3

[i-am-a-starkid-ranger]

OH MY GOD! Out of submissions from all over Canada I have been chosen as one of the top 100 amateur stand up comics in Canada and now need all the votes possible to help live my dream. Please vote Jordan Pines every day till March 16th and share to as much people as possible. This is the opportunity of a lifetime for me and I just don’t want to miss it. Please every vote and share helps <3 <3 <3

[i-am-a-starkid-ranger]

What’s the difference between a spiky green plant and the swear words of a feline?

Ones a cactus the others a cat cuss

[i-am-a-starkid-ranger]

Hey guys for those who don’t know me my name is Jordan Pines and I am a new up and coming stand up in Toronto. This is my first ever set I did this past year at second city and I’d love for you al to check it out and tell me what you think :)

[i-am-a-starkid-ranger]

Hey guys for those who don’t know me my name is Jordan Pines and I am a new up and coming stand up in Toronto. This is my first ever set I did this past year at second city and I’d love for you al to check it out and tell me what you think :)

[i-am-a-starkid-ranger]

Hey guys for those who don’t know me my name is Jordan Pines and I am a new up and coming stand up in Toronto. This is my first ever set I did this past year at second city and I’d love for you al to check it out and tell me what you think :)

[i-am-a-starkid-ranger]

Hey guys for those who don’t know me my name is Jordan Pines and I am a new up and coming stand up in Toronto. This is my first ever set I did this past year at second city and I’d love for you al to check it out and tell me what you think :)

[i-am-a-starkid-ranger]

Hey guys for those who don’t know me my name is Jordan Pines and I am a new up and coming stand up in Toronto. This is my first ever set I did this past year at second city and I’d love for you al to check it out and tell me what you think :)

[i-am-a-starkid-ranger]

could u upload dick in a box but like how it aired? With the laughs and everything, i kinda wanna hear those reactions (i'm weird, i'm sorry), thank u :)

i already did! here!

and you’re not weird, i love listening to the reactions too. are you the same anon that asked me to upload all of their shorts, even those on youtube? i’m planning on doing it, but first i gotta check what i have already uploaded…

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Throwback huh. Best season ever

please don't let tumblr survivor jordan pines be jordan pines themed. that's fucked

We do what we damn please. Does it feel good to try putting someone who is trying to have fun down? Maybe you don’t have to stick around if that’s the case.

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go in my inbox and describe me im terms of “op literally ____ but go off i guess”

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Thanks bird side of Tumblr

lahore pigeons are some of the most visually appealing birds out there. like in terms of visual design. very minimalist, good contrast.