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Young Seven Warlords of the Sea au by @Damonn_h

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Modern AU I discussed with @karinhart

Kurapika runs a McDonalds like it's the navy. The tone is supposed to be like a plot of the week american cartoon so nothing super bad has happened and the reason why Kurapika hates Chrollo is because he keeps coming to the McDonalds with no shirt on and his huge friend group in tow, takes forever to order, takes up space and no one puts their trays away.

Also there is some band battling going on. A fight club under a supermarket, ant infestation of the wildlife rehabilitation center... And crazy relationship drama... so much relationship drama

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Man literally put haki on his ass just so he could sit on a man made of smoke. Literally no one in One Piece is doing it like him

PROPAGANDA FOR DOFLAMINGO:

"The first person coming to mind when I read cuntiest villain, absolutely bastard of a man. Funniest psycho around, he's like 3m tall and can't walk like a normal person, looks like he should be at a beach party snorting coke, can't keep his tongue inside his mouth all while being a member of the Warlords of the Sea a group with arguably very strong people with questionable moralities but everyone is very sure that they despise him. Basically flirts while trying to decapitate on of these colleagues. Also is a walking tragedy who killed his father as a child, subsequently lost his beloved baby brother only to get him back years later just to kill him because his brother tried to stop him from becoming the tyrant of a kingdom. Decided to turn most of the people opposing him in aforementioned kingdom into toys, who else could do it like him?"

PROPAGANDA FOR PREMINGER:

"The edits of Preminger to various RuPaul songs or compilations of the sounds he makes live in my head rent free. To me, he is The villain. I listen to his song unironically because it just goes that hard. He's got an evil plan, he's got a banger song, he almost even marries the queen. Sure, the marriage would probably have been annulled or something if he was revealed beforehand, but can you imagine if he'd gotten that far?"

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That’s Sir Crocodile!!

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this is how I see them

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Doflamingo would find ANYTHING about Crocodile hot. Crocodile could be enjoying a snack at a Warlord meeting, satiate Doflamingo's blatent curiosity with a quiet "I'm hyperglycemic", just to hear "that's HOT!" yelled over Sengoku's briefing.

*lol*

(Up to you if Doflamingo's successfully annoying his way into Crocodile's pants.)

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it might take a while to write bc I’m binge rewatching egghead but may I offer you the timeline where marineford never happened and marcoace just had a babygirl instead? ❤️

take your time pal! i wouldn't dream of interrupting someone's marathon of one piece lovely fic btw

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EAT THE FUCKING APPLE ACE

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EAT THE FUCKING APPLE ACE

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Dadan when Ace and Luffy brought home Sabo:

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dadan is the realest mom out there. she literally ran into a fire for her sons, two of which she had only known for less than a year. when she found 2/3 of her sons she IMMEDIATELY asked where the third was, and when ace was stubborn and said he wouldn’t leave without a fight, she backed him up and fought alongside him. someone get this woman a gold medal.

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croc and his little pets ft. his pink boy toy

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Exhume

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law: i worked for doflamingo for 3 years when i was a kid and participated in things u could never imagine. i learned how to kill maim and plunder from some of the most ruthless people on the seas.

luffy: oh ok so u want revenge against him for the terrible things he made u do?

law: ?

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funniest character dynamic in one piece is morally irredeemable murderer and slaver and merciless conqueror Kaido and his transgender son whose gender identity he unquestioningly respects but who also kins Kozuki Oden who is on Kaido’s DNI so he says “hm, prison cave behind big boulder for 100 years”