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𝐆𝐀𝐘𝐋𝐄   ♡   𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒

    change gendered language to your needs.  ♡

“  the results were disappointing.  i was devastated.  ” “  i’m not gonna deal with that shit.  ” “  so,  i put the panini in a balloon   &   swallowed it whole.  ” “  you watch your mouth in my house.  ” “  try not to let anyone see you,  i hate the way you move in public.  ” “  if you haven’t made your bed,  throw it away.  it’s too late to make it now.  ” “  so i swiffer-vaulted out of there   &   broke my fucking mandible on some nutri-grain bars.  ” “  you callin’ me a liar?  ” “  WELL TUESDAYS.  AREN’T.  GOOD FOR ME.  ” “  so i black out from the rage,  and come to covered head-to-toe in hollandaise sauce.  ” “  it gives me a panic attack when i look at your legs.  ” “  i think i left the blow-dryer on.  ” “  you got no lips.  you have skin that turns into a mouth.  ” “  nothin’ gets me goin’ like a juke box musical.  ” “  why should i even get out of bed?  ” “  i got your grape juice,  you pansy.  ” “  i’m gonna go put myself on craigslist.  ” “  i’m gonna punish you with my leg.  ” “  could you excuse me for one second?  ”  *screams* “  so i stole a pig.  ” “  menopause is only gonna make me stronger.  ” “  i’m angry,  i’m aroused   …   ” “  what would you have done?  ” “  was that you doing zumba on my front lawn?  ” “  it’s my birthday so that means you have to watch me do crunches.  ” “  LOOK AT ME.  ” “  why do we have a sink if you’re not gonna wash the blueberries?  ” “  let’s face it.  this town needs a change.  ”  “  the anthropologists are gonna see this   &   they’re gonna want to study you.  ” “  i’m gonna sleep in the chimney tonight.  ” “  YEEHAW MOTHERFUCKERS.  ” “  could i have a word with you under the table,  real quick?  ” “  okay,  was anyone planning on telling me that a walrus can suck the skin off of a seal or was i just supposed to read that in national geographic myself?  ” “  you’re a walking lisa frank notebook.  ” “  i was already in hell,  but now it’s like i’m going to hell grad school.  ” “  i don’t know which apostle i swirlied in a past lifetime,  but i’m really paying the price now.  ” “  this is a dish towel.  we need a hand towel.  what are we,  barbarians?  ”

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First meeting {Sentence Starters}

"Pretty quiet place, isn't it?"

"Can I pet your dog?"

"I love your ____! Where did you get it?"

"Didn't know anybody else was here."

"Sorry, is this seat taken?"

"You haven't seen this ____ anywhere, have you?"

"Wow, this line's really long isn't it?"

"So, you come here often?"

"Yeah, can I help you with something?"

"What do you usually order when you come here?"

"So- weather's pretty nice."

"I'm so sorry! I didn't see you!"

"Don't suppose you know where to get a great meal around here?"

"Can you tell me how to get to ____?"

"Mind if I share your umbrella for a minute?"

"Hi! I just need you to pretend like you know me!"

"You need directions or something?"

"This seat's open!"

"Haven't seen you around. Need something?"

"Um, hi. How long have you been standing there?"

"Don't ask, just run!"

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i forgot there is no activity check in february and i wasn’t swept away oops  

i should uh, probably pick up activity so i don’t get booted again! so here’s an uncapped rp ad, for small starters/minis.

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✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* Dr. Bartholomew Oobleck stimboard *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

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I don’t have too many books, I have too little shelving.

Lauren DeStefano

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Please reblog if you play a character who is 30 years of age or older

I don’t care if it’s an OC or a canon character, and while I play a human, I don’t care if your fandom isn’t but for the love of god, why is everyone in their twenties? Give me some mid thirties or even some fourties. Hell, throw me some silver foxes. Please.

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When I am always busy

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I don’t believe in failure, because simply by saying you’ve failed, you’ve admitted you attempted. And anyone who attempts is not a failure. Those who truly fail in my eyes are the ones who never try at all. The ones who sit on the couch and whine and moan and wait for the world to change for them.

Sarah Dessen

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What is it that really makes us, us? It’s our collective intelligence. It’s our ability to write things down, our language and our consciousness.

Louise Leakey

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Yay...

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Beacon’s staff Aesthetics

Professor Ozpin, Glynda Goodwitch, Peter Port & Bartholomew Oobleck

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https://www.instagram.com/monvidur/

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How little we know of what there is to know…I wonder if you keep on learning or if there is only a certain amount each man can understand. I thought I knew so many things that I know nothing of. I wish there was more time.

Ernest Hemingway