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Deadly Sins vs Heavenly Virtues

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never let this die

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I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

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when i find myself in times of trouble,

chris evans comes to me,

speaking words of wisdom,

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“Hey, Mr. English guy!  I think your egg is hatching!”

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I FINALLY KNOW HOW TO EXPLAIN IT TO Y'ALL

We pronounce the G like the J in the name Juan, so when you're saying Van Gogh its just that weird ass letter that you don't know existed.

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Why isn't Chris Evans just president

celebrating the new gif limit the right way

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I JUST BOUGHT LIKE 4 FUCKING VAMPIRE ACADEMY BOOKS UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT ONE OF THEM WOULD BE THE FIRST CAUSE I ALREADY HAD ANOTHER ONE BUT THAT WAS NOT THE FIRST. BUT NO THERE ARE 6 BOOKS AND I BOUGHT 2-6 AND DON'T HAVE THE FIRST ONE

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Thanks I guess, but I don't drink wine because I'm a muslim. I am grateful though

•Dionysus, god of wine, son of Zeus•

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Dionysus: Ugh, what’s that horrible sound?

Chiron: Children.

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Signs as Greek gods

Aries: Zeus - the god of lightning

Taurus: Dionysus - god of wine, parties, and drunkenness

Gemini: Hermes - god of travel, communication, trade, language, and writing

Cancer: Hestia - goddess of the hearth, home, and chastity

Leo: Aphrodite - the goddess of love, beauty, and desire

Virgo: Demeter - goddess of the harvest, growth, and agriculture

Libra: Apollo - god of music, arts, and healing

Scorpio: Hades - god of the underworld

Sagittarius: Artemis- the goddess of the hunt and wilderness

Capricorn: Athena - the goddess of intelligence, strategy, wisdom, and peace

Aquarius: Hera - goddess of marriage, women, heirs, and empires

Pisces: Poseidon - the god of the sea

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Dionysus: Listen up faces. In order to save us all some time, I will call all the males “Peter” and all the females “Piper” from now on.

Piper: Piper is actually my name.

Dionysus: Then, out of fairness to the others, you will be Slagathor.

Piper: [is visibly disappointed]

Dionysus: Peters, Pipers, Slagathor, I will be in the Big House. If you need anything, feel free to bother Chiron.

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Apollo: Oh my gods, I'm so hungover.

Dionysus: I feel great. I ran 5k this morning.

Apollo: Really?

Dionysus: No, I threw up in the shower.

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I like how my most liked post on Tumblr is about Dionysus, I didn't know the Dionysus fandom was that big

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•Gaea, mother nature, primal goddess of the earth, mother to the titans, wife to Ouranus•

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•Dionysus, god of wine, son of Zeus•

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•Athena, goddess of wisdom and war fare, daughter of Zeus•