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one of the guys in the kitchen at work got called irritating and replied “I am not irritating. You just find me irritating. There are many people who love me.” I think we should all adopt his attitude

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What annoys me the most about Captive Prince discourse in the book fandom is that people don't know you need to read the whole trilogy to judge the first book. There is so much context missing from the first book because Laurent is so far removed from Damen there. They do not know each other, they aren't working together yet. The story is 99% told from Damen's perspective. In the first book, you do not know Laurent at all. You only know what Damen knows, and Damen knows shit fucking all.

If you're going to read Captive Prince, you need to commit to reading Prince's Gambit and King's Rising, no matter how you feel about Laurent in the first book. No matter how repellent the world they exist in is to you. The context you need is there but you need all three books!

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I kinda feel like I need a twilight au AFTG fic…

Obviously the monsters are the cullens, but besides that, I NEED (NEED) that scene where Edward rocks up to the school and is like “fuck it” and slings his arm around Bella except it’s Minyard saying fuck it and pulling Neil close in front of the foxes 😩😩😩

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The Magnus Protocol, episode 36 (Dylan Griggs and Alexander J Newall, 2025 CE)

The Frogs (Aristophanes, 405 BCE)

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He’s an omega

I seriously need to study what Kevin Day has. Because I too would like to be an insufferable bitch all the time and still have men defend me, never leave my side and be willing to die for me left and right

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"read the books about stickball" they said. "it'll be fun" they said. everyone always fails to bring up the FUCKING YAKUZA

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chosoyuki week day 4 - office AU

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using your gf's bicep as a pillow

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chosoyuki week day 5 - outfit swap

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Little something for chosoyuki week 💜💛

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This Barbie bites !

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thats my emotional support second chance traumatized exy team

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Old MoShang art bc they're so adorbs <3

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Renee: and then my parent was brutally murdered in prison

Neil: god, I WISH-

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andrew core

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god, i love Neil so much

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I’m watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says “that’s not a real name, but alright” which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80’s and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know