houseandwilsonmd

[houseandwilsonmd]

House you never even do clinic duty, and arent in the ER staff, even on the off chance you'll be there you dont know the regulars

-🐙

i have my ways

-house

[houseandwilsonmd]

ahhh how I remember the days of trying to disconnect several of my limbs, now I just take anti-psychotics

dont tell cuddy please i need this job

-💜🐊

i’m pretty sure cuddy reads this blog.

-house

[houseandwilsonmd]

House what will you even do when you figure out who i am (not difficult to do sadly)

There is only so much that can faze me

-🐙

you’ll see.

-house

[houseandwilsonmd]

Yes i think we only have one ms. Warner on that line

Did something happen?

-🌸

not that i am aware of.

-house

[houseandwilsonmd]

I learned how to use a chainsaw (and I own one)!!

-🫐

once i had a patient who tried to amputate their own necrotic foot with a chainsaw. i don’t recommend it.

-house

[houseandwilsonmd]

Um, Dr. Wilson and Dr. House, could I recommend you a couples counselor? It seems an awful breach of privacy to speak about your relationship troubles on a blogging website.

- Martha M Masters (an incredibly confused medical student)

tumblr is much more entertaining

-house

[houseandwilsonmd]

Im fighting the urge to text in here every 1 mins - 🐾

don’t you have any other hobbies? or a job?

-house

[houseandwilsonmd]

I think i saw ms. Warner near Dr. Cuddy's office, im not sure though (please dont tell me the budget is gonna go down again)

-🌸 (also please ignore 🐙's bottom discourse, i need her alive)

stacy warner?

-house

[houseandwilsonmd]

The lawyers are back in the hospital, what did dr House do again?

-🌸

there’s usually lawyers hanging around. which lawyers specifically are we talking about?

-house

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i think ive started something incredibly bad by starting the house bottom allegations. this bodes AWFUL. please dont kill me

- @fitz-from-radiology

i won’t kill you.

-house

[houseandwilsonmd]

Cuddle/kiss/date update :D?

oh we did a lot more than kiss.

not anything today though. wilson was supposed to stay home with me because he wants me to bring down my vicodin use or whatever but he said he had some “urgent consultation”.

-house

[houseandwilsonmd]

nicknames/pet names for each other?

wilson likes being called james because it’s more personal or whatever.

-house

[houseandwilsonmd]

House pillow princess, pass it on (nthn wrong with it btw i thought you were more shameless than this)

-🐙 (thankfully im more of a reccuring patient than an employee im safe lmao)

no, do not pass it on.

i’m going to figure out who you are.

-house

[houseandwilsonmd]

I just woke up directly to the *of course* ask

Sorry man, but everyone was sure of it lmao

-🐙

i hate all of you.

-house

[houseandwilsonmd]

ooc, are there any plans for Sam to return, and if so do you think you’d have her flirt (knowingly or not of the new relationship) with Wilson / there’d be a breakup?

(The recent cheating bit reminded me of posts talking about Wilson getting back with Sam and kicking House out as cheating on House, as that was the healthiest House had been, the least needy)

ooc under the cut

Will sam make an appearance? Probably, I’ve a few ideas for her (though it will probably be a little while). The rest i am not answering quite yet, you all get to find that out :)

[houseandwilsonmd]

House, are you threatening Fitz just because he pointed out the massive bottom energy you radiate?! Leave our boy alone!

— Brooke, ER nursing staff 💉

you’re next

-house

[houseandwilsonmd]

wow yeah you guys should really enjoy your time off like take your time coming back definitely only for recovery reasons and not for any other reasons

- @fitz-from-radiology (i do mean that, but i also do fear for my life)

you should fear for your life. you never know what could happen.

-house