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the turkey swiss on rye incident

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tumblypoos… have you guys heard of this tv show Family Guy??? it’s literal shitposting omg,, it’s basically thebootydiaries except it started in like 2000?? and it’s ANIMATED it’s total animation porn to look at??? how do you guys,,, not know about this it’s fucking precious?? there’s an evil gay baby stewie he’s a sinnamon roll??? WHY ARENT WE TALKING ABOUT THIS

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Zombie apocalypses are curiously lacking a large array of common equipment that could neatly control the situation.

“But we can’t build walls to contain them!”

Moves by truck, train or boat. Ridiculously common. And see those holes on the bottom? Mobile by forklift. Also, HEAVY, even when empty they’re in the tons. If you had some warning you could string these things end to end for miles and human bodies can’t move them. Plus they’re nice and wide so you can comfortably walk on top of them for patrols.

“But we don’t have easy ways to kill them!”

Put the shotgun down you fucking idiot.

No tires to pop. Heavy and slow but inevitable. Climbing required to enter and thus, relatively zombie proof, especially if you spend like an hour to protect the glass.

A lot of large farming equipment can destroy cars.

Want to guess what it’d do to a decaying human body? It’s not pretty.

Now I know what you’re thinking. Merely flattening them with common construction equipment or farming gear isn’t enough.

How about a tree trimmer that can mulch a tree top to bottom in nothing flat?

OM NOM NOM NOM.

“But we need ways to move a lot of people that zombies can’t stop!”

BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKER. Deer don’t have a chance and neither does a zombie.

“But that’s not good enough!”

NOW it’s time to call our friend the military because this ride stops for no one.

Do I need to keep going or is it clear the movies are bullshit yet? Seriously a dozen prepared people with heavy equipment licenses could clear an entire street of zombies AND powerwash it after.

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Pinkipoo Board with Lovecore Soap Cutting for Anonymous.

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Anyway!!!

Stop trying to force people to identify with queer!!! Stop trying to guilt trip people into doing it by saying they're terfs if they refuse!! Queer is a slur and it's not a universally reclaimed slur!! People have been assaulted while being called queer!!!

If you wouldn't call another lgbt person tranny/dyke/faggot without their permission please don't do differently with queer!!!!

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Kill yourself Pewdiepie should just fucking spontaneously combust fuck him and his fans

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A lot of gays think that being masc and having a beard means you’re dull and have no personality but the fem gays have the same issue. Constantly yelling drag quotes and yelling “yaaaas” all day makes you just as intolerable to the tops y’all beg to solve your daddy issues.

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this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

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I just saw a woman say in a radfem group im in “its to sad to see women go on t bc they look so ugly with the male hair line” and I was like

buddy???? sis????? ma friendo??? transmen dont go on t so you can think theyre pretty????? They go cause theyre dysphoric????? What the fuck?????

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2008 kin drama quiz

You see a double! What do you do?? > Meh… > HI NEW FRIEND!!!! > Silently talk shit about them (me: o_O XD) > Call them an abuser (me: >_< That’s kinda mean!!) > This would never happen. There are no doubles of me.

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Been noticing a large amount of new radfem accounts on this website. So this is here for anyone who needs it!!

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every mother who’s critiqued her daughter’s appearance based on ~what men do or do not like~ owes that child an apology

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Tucute me FTM, I wear earrings and I like crop tops. I love dragons and the ocean, my fave music is the HTTYD scores by John Powell. I have red hair, and I’m pre-everything.

You’re an oceadrakeboy who’s just as valid as all the other trans boys!

- Mod Cali

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It’s OK to Say “No” …

1. If you don’t want to do it …

2. If you don’t like the people …

3. If you’d rather relax …

. If you’re already overscheduled…

5. If you don’t have the time …

6. If it doesn’t fit your values …

7. If you feel forced to say “yes” …