Shit, Hopkins, are you trying to kill me?
❝Nah, but it is fun watchin' you squirm.❞
Definitely winks in her direction
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He watched, as best he could,
as both Garys made their way
over to the worn couch. He
settled a bit, trying to command
the room to be still.
After a moment Jimmy slid
slowly from the bar top, feet
hitting the floor solidly though
legs carried him in a shaky
path over to flop heavily beside
Gary. There's a quiet, drunken
laugh from him as glassy eyes
rolled to take in the other boy.
❝I'm fucked up.❞
He did watch him drink with
a surprised and slightly weirded
out expression, but figured that
Jimmy had been a drinker for a
while. He was probably used to
it. He shrugged it off and
continued taking sips, getting
himself used to the sting and
letting it take affect.
After getting a pleasant buzz, he
decided that leaning would be
less dangerous. He rested his
head on the counter instead,
giving Jimmy a crooked smile
at the comment. He raised his
bottle and sat up to take another
swig.
After he did, he wobbled a bit and
grabbed the counter, snickering a
little.
"Shit. Maybe I should go over there."
He said, gesturing towards the couch
across the room. “Mmmm’bye.” He
said as he got up and walked- more
like wobbled- over and flopped down
on the nicely worn piece of furniture.
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Jimmy couldn't help laughing
just a bit at Gary's expense.
It sounded like he was on a
one way ticket into the
preppies rich, clammy grip.
❝What's next? You movin'
on up into Harrington House?
Your parents throwing some
serious cash around, Derby
might just try and recruit you.
God knows you've got the
attitude for it.❞
His reaction was semi-priceless,
though he was actually waiting
for more of an angry response.
Hell, that just benefited him in
the long run.
"Well, let’s look at it this way:
A rich couple desperate enough
to be rid of their troubled son to
where they dish out the cash to
not only cover the damages that
we did to the roof, but also deal
out the full tuition- and a little
extra to add a new wing to the
infirmary.”
He rolled his eyes and crossed
his arms over his chest.
"It’s like they want me to get murdered.”
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❝It's like you can't escape the shit.
It's the fucking cliques and then
on top of all that blind fuckery the
teachers shit on you!❞
"Well, that is why it is called so lovingly ‘Bullshit Academy’.
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Headcanon;;
Jimmy stops biting his nails for Gary.
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yeah, you're the daddy. MY daddy. [ wink ]
❝Damn right I am, Baby.❞
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Self defense workout.
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Jimmy “What The Fuck Is A Blog” Hopkins
Jimmy “The Internet Is For Porn” Hopkins
Jimmy “I Don’t Have Time For This Shit” Hopkins
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❝I think... we should
blow this joint.❞
”no fuckin’ kidding.”
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❝This entire place is
complete bullshit.❞
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❝My moms been married five times
and I've been kicked out of seven
schools. I've seen worse.❞
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Send "I need you" for a drabble about five times our muses depended on each other.
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I haven’t uploaded anything shippy or kissy in over a year so I’m goin’ for it lolllll
It was only a matter of time before I did Gary and Jimmy asdnklsanfsmnkln sorry to all Jimmy’s kissable babs xD
Guzzardi
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Jimmy does the same, cracking
open the bottle and taking a
long, possibly questionably long,
drink before settling the bottle
down on the bar top. Promptly
after adjusting to the tear of
burning alcohol through his
esophagus and the hard sinking
feeling in his stomach he hopped
atop the bar.
The bottle is nestled between his
legs as he sat cross-legged. A few
more sips here and there and soon
every things got a weird light halo
and he's pretty sure the rooms
starting to spin. He lifts the bottle
anyway.
❝Here's to us two pieces of shit.❞
"Bless."
He reached out and grabbed
one of the bottles from him,
pulling it out of the bag to get
a look at the brand. Nicely
aged scotch blend. He nodded
in approval before cracking it open,
clinking it against Jimmy’s.
"Cheers."
And with that, he knocked back
a swig and felt the warm sting of
the alcohol flow down his throat and
settle in his stomach. He made a
small face but sighed contently. Had
it been earlier, he would’ve rejected
and alcohol in fear of it fucking with
his meds. But he took those several
hours ago. He should be fine.
Plus, Gary wasn’t exactly one to
take the safe route in life.
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