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a lot of the popular "queerbait" ships are just "these two characters are friends / they stood close together once" but every once in a while i'll stumble into an unfamiliar ship tag and see shit like "in episode 169 Scrungko gives Blorbis multiple prostate orgasms with an anal vibrator while pretending to date him" and like. idk what the hell is going on there. but if it's not queerbait then they just invented something even more insane. maybe y'all are right sometimes.

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sorry he bit you. It’s his coping mechanism

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it’s always sunny episode where there’s a laugh track but dennis is the only one that can here it

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It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia – 9.10: The Gang Squashes Their Beefs

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Can we really blame Mac for falling into such a perfect trap?

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No because like….the last step in the Dennis System is “seperate entirely”. Dennis’ plan from the start is to get rid of these women. To use them once and never see them again, but know they’re forever in love with him.

“Anybody can get a guy to bang you once.”

The first thing Dennis asks is if they got second dates. The sinned system, that Dennis had before Dee and Mac even asked, isn’t about getting, using, and dumping a man - it’s about getting and keeping a man.

Because Dennis wants to get and keep a man.

One man.

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newsflash asshole!

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just saw someone on Reddit say that Dennis having a system for seducing men was

“so he could kill them”

Im losing my mind. He could get spitroasted onscreen and they’d still be in denial.

I think these hetero fuckers are gonna be the death of me fr fr

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Basically

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not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing (so devoted the lines blur)

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I want to feed Dennis Reynolds a sugar cube every time he's a good boy at calming himself down