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directors putting mirror shots in things like oh the tumblr users are going to have a great time editing whore onto this
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april 9th is officially international slut day. happy birthday lil nas x and gerard way congrats on killing prince philip with your whore energy
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#DID I NOT REBLOG THIS. THIS IS SO FUNNY#slutrio#max enjolras#I need a tag for slutrio + max I’m taking suggestions
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you know what? fuck this. fuck you *unsluts your trio*
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#id say excuse the format but i really dont care#if someone want to make a better version go ahead#hm cw#hmu cw#homoerotic misogyny university#elena kuragina#isabel banquo#audrey riverdale-kuragin#wren bolkonsky#lucy ganymede#zoe messina#dieke pelides#ava fitzgerald#percy jackson shelley#that's all of them i think
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hey has anyone else in this fandom read the For trilogy because it is driving me to the brink
#the foreshadowing in all of these. this had to have been SO METICULOUSLY PLANNED OUT.#hm university#hmu cw#isabel banquo#audrey riverdale-kuragin#lucy ganymede#elena kuragina#slutrio#ask to tag
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I'm really not a very angry person there's just a lot of rage inside me
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hmu characters as texts i have recieved
LUCY: Unfortunately, you got it wrong so (cocks gun)
PERCY: id much sooner die from mesothelioma than your weak fist impacting my face
WREN: ppl are horny nowadays..
MAX: U GET IT IT’s like WHEN YOU THE IN IMPRINT FOOD HOT COOL HOT CAR DOOR.
ISSA: WHAT DO YOU PLAY? bottom. THATS YOU
ELENA: the church of edwardian era dominatrixes
AUDREY: i dont hate u bc ur bi i hate u bc ur fucking annoying. stupid bitch
TAL: roaches are big survivors
DIEKE: worms can feel emotions. and pain
THEO: What will the england truthers do to me
ORLANDO: BET YOU HAVE GAY BOY
EMMA: What? Why are you obsessed with it if it’s shitty?
MACY: I knew there was a reason I let you live.
ZOE: Found the theatre kid.
MAY: U have walked me into like 5 circles of hell in a span of like 15 minutes
AVA: i haven’t threatened you in a looong time. im totally harmless nowadays
#yes these are all real yes my friends are mean move on#HMU cw#HM University#homoerotic misogyny university#lucy ganymede#percy jackson shelley#wren bolkonsky#max enjolras#isabel banquo#elena kuragina#audrey riverdale-kuragin#tal josef#dieke pelides#theodette pendragon#orlando tim#emma destielgate#macy (hmu)#zoe messina#may (hmu)#ava fitzgerald
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HOLY SHIT. HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT. OH MY GOD
what was the fic 👉🏼👈🏼
https://archiveofourown.org/works/29997471 GO FORTH AND READ. ITS SEXY
it is also a sequel but like who hasnt read forever at this point
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hey i want a link
just read THEE sexiest hm fic
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“hmu is bad rep” this “the bisexuals are too slutty” that, actually elena is excellent lesbian representation because instead of making her a soft chaste lesbian they made her just as slutty as her obnoxious-ass girlfriends lol
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i literally cannot drink milk normally i gotta chug
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TO-DO LIST:
-bite the hand that feeds me
-bite off more than I can chew
-let the bed bugs bite
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WHORE!!!
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was the great comet episode not enough
i've had this idea in mind for a while now, so i thought why not make a post about it? so basically, i think somebody should write a hmu musical adaption. personally i believe that lin manuel miranda will make an excellent soundtrack writer for it.
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