lemort-vivant
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"Kill them with kindness" WRONG. drop the opera house chandelier on them.
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"you'll pay for this" - me as a cashier
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DONT ❌️ USE PIGEON 🕊 PHOBIC LANGUAGE
INSTEAD TRY THESE! ✅️
DEAD DOVE ☠️ -> HAPPY SMILING ALIVE DOVE 😃
PIGEON HOLE 🕳-> PIGEON INCLUDE 👫
2 BIRDS ONE STONE 🪨 - 2COPS ONE BULLET 👮♂️
A BIRD IN THE HAND IS 2 IN THE BUSH 🌳 -> A BIRD IN THE HAND IS THE WORLD 🌎
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We literally cannot let them start charging 80 dollars for video games 70 dollars was already outrageous 60 was pushing it. 80 fucking dollars. ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR DAMN MIND. For MARIO?!?!?!?!?
#everyone at work like ''i'll never recover from this :((''#like. just don't buy it then???#but then again these are the same people who call out of work to play triple As on release day so
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WHAT???? HUH????
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obsessed with making fun of my dinner
it tastes good though idgaf 😤
#no pics because it has already been consumed but#''unbaked cornbread'' ''slop'' ''korokke filling''#potatoes and corn sweep#this normally would go on bsky but its down rn so :)
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would y'all believe me if I told you I get to work with teenagers until 2 in the morning every friday for the next two months
#it started last night 😔 my job is. interesting#I love it but no one told me working closing shifts involved events :((((
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Me when I'm throwing cheese slices at the local cybertuck
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"But we can still be friends..."
Sadly, even monsters get friend zoned.
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I can’t stop thinking about this tweet the like phrasing on this is hilarious to me
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i always click the "track package" button as soon as i get the email. "oh boy i wonder where my package is!" warehouse.
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