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So I cackled the new clip of jorge’s cut song that’s about achilles facing off against hector and this line is so abysmal it wraps back around to perfection and I just… I just had to make this

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This question will be another outlier from the cabinet because I can do whatever I want forever.

Genshin friends I require assistance.

So, I have discovered (mainly through ABD illustrates, shoutout to him) that many genshin impact characters have some sort of specific design motif for their region. Some examples include Liyue characters having tassels, Sumeru characters having gold or gemstones in their designs, or Fontaine characters having a bow.

I’ve been trying to look at the different designs of the Natlan characters specifically, and whenever I think I’ve found the motif, a new character drops that breaks that trend. For example, I thought that every Natlan character would have some sort of braid in their hair, but this was disproven with Ororon and Mavuika.

Has anyone found Natlan’s design trend?

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Sobbing over Curiosity. Someone please bring her home dear god😭😭😭

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Telanovela

Telemachus.

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no you don't understand

HES JUST A MAN WHO FINALLY MADE IT HOME AFTER BEING AWAY 20 YEARS FROM WHAT HES KNOWN HES JUST A MAN WHO FOUGHT FOR HIS LIFE WHO BECAME THE MONSTER TO SEE HIS SON AND WIFE HES JUST A MAN

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Why not both

Ugly crying

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i can't help laughing at the "you don't understand, this man plans for every fight!" line. because like. isn't that fighting 101. have a plan? "no no! we have to be careful! this man thinks!"

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I desperately need “Be Your Light” to return in Illion the musical. Like…imagine if it was a Penelope song???? Something to keep Odysseus going through the Trojan war as a little reminder??? A reason he keeps going???

Imagine instead of “hey there bro don’t you know” from Polites, we get “Oh my love, don’t you know” from Penelope.

Actively filing a request to Jorge

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PLEEEEAAAAASE KERMIT AS ODYSSEUS I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED IT

OR HAVE THE MUPPETS AS THE CREW OR SOMETHING

I would kill for a Muppets Odyssey movie

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I keep seeing posts about how in WYFILWMA, Penelope sings “waiting” 8 times in accordance with how many sagas she has been waiting for our main man Odysseus to return home.

Unless I’m going crazy, Penelope only says “waiting” at the end 7 times.

I even looked up the lyrics am I just losing it???

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Watched The Return. Movie looked gorgeous and the actors were good, but dear god I haven’t been this disappointed in a while.

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Finally going to watch The Return. I’d like to formally apologize for the person I will become after those near two hours of film.

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Love how the start of Odysseus is the same as the horse and infant

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A little reminder that Telemachus JUST got back from his diplomatic mission, found his home destroyed with bodies in the halls, got ATTACKED.

MET HIS FATHER THAT'S BEEN GONE FOR 20 YEARS?? HIS FATHER STARTS SPOUTING OUT THAT THE SUITORS WANTED TO KILL HIM AND VIOLATE HIS MOTHER??

HIS FATHER DECAPITATES A MAN. HIS FATHER DECAPITATES MULTIPLE MEN. HIS FATHER IS BACK :(((

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Odysseus really was sick and tired of Polites haunting the narrative huh?

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I can only really listen to the first three Ithaca songs in full because the last two absolutely shattered every fiber of my being.