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Greek mythos brainrot is so bad that Odysseus king of Ithaka can grow mushrooms using my neurons
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homers-filing-cabinet · 4 days ago
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Portuguese Man O’ War Poseidon where his hair is spindly blue and pink, and he’s got a shoulder piece that looks like the body.
i see your octopus Poseidon and raise you:
siphonophore Poseidon
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homers-filing-cabinet · 4 days ago
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UNWELL MY FEELINGS THE AMOUNT OF SCRIPT FLIPPING MY HEART AND SOUL
Do you mates think Odysseus or Telemachus will use the “close your eyes and spare yourself the view” line with Penelope before or after the uuuuh suitor slaughter?
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homers-filing-cabinet · 4 days ago
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Might do a drawing of Odysseus’ eyes during quick thought. I think it would be fun if his eyes temporarily turned blue with little constellations in them like Athena’s quick thought realm.
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homers-filing-cabinet · 4 days ago
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Do you mates think Odysseus or Telemachus will use the “close your eyes and spare yourself the view” line with Penelope before or after the uuuuh suitor slaughter?
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homers-filing-cabinet · 4 days ago
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Something that I greatly respect Jorge for, is putting all of these little Easter eggs in each Epic song. Aside from listening to them on repeat because they slap, you can also listen to them on repeat and notice details in the music that you never knew were there.
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homers-filing-cabinet · 4 days ago
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Going to war for 10 years and will take another 10 years to return to Ithaka where my wife and son wait for me (I’ll be gone for a week, it’ll feel like a month, and my cat and dogs have little to no sense of time I fear)
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homers-filing-cabinet · 6 days ago
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i think people should implement the fact Odysseus cries CONSTANTLY in the Odyssey into their epic stuff more...cuz the sentence 'I then began to weep" is said so much itd take me forever to tally it up,
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homers-filing-cabinet · 8 days ago
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When we hear The Challenge for the first time I will cry a river
not ready for the moment we actually see Penelope in Epic. because if the first time we see her is also the first time Odysseus sees her I will walk into a river
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homers-filing-cabinet · 9 days ago
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I was right :)
Not Odysseus’ “Maybe you can learn to forgive” line being in the same melody as “ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves”.
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homers-filing-cabinet · 9 days ago
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Everytime I go back home to my cat I feel like Odysseus returning home from war.
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homers-filing-cabinet · 10 days ago
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HOLY SHIT IT'S HERE IT'S HERE IT'S HERE OMG OMG OMG OMG
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homers-filing-cabinet · 10 days ago
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CLEARING MY SCHEDULE FOR DECEMBER 6TH
IF THIS ISNT ACCURATE I WILL FILE A COMPLAINT IT LOOKS SO GOOOOOOOD
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homers-filing-cabinet · 12 days ago
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Teucer appreciation^
i fucking love teucer because every time his arrow doesn’t hit its aim he’s like uhmm i guess…it was the gods,,,, there’s no chance i could’ve probably missed 😤😤
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homers-filing-cabinet · 14 days ago
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Genuine question how do you pronounce Ctimene’s name??? Like is the C silent? Is the T silent????
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homers-filing-cabinet · 14 days ago
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charybdis my beloved 🫶
also the song is SO GOOD too like every single part of it is a masterpiece in itself I love iitttt
Lowkey best song in the ace grace saga in my opinion. From the super epic(pun intended) action bits to Odysseus reassuring his wife that he’ll be home soon it’s just *chef’s kiss*
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homers-filing-cabinet · 15 days ago
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Behold: Odysseus doodle based on WolfyTheWitch’s design
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homers-filing-cabinet · 15 days ago
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The Odyssean task of learning to draw Odysseus
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