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have y’all ever had communion bread that was just so….nasty? like i know we have to suffer as christians, but do we really need to have whole wheat bread as the body of christ?

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havent been on tumblr since 2014 but i come back and my dash is all dnd & mcelroy content and i am just so pleased to see that everyone i follow found TAZ while i simultaneously found TAZ sans-tumblr

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The Nintendo Switch games have finally been announced. These games a Pokémon Let’s Go Pikachu and Pokémon Let’s Go Eevee and are set in the original Kanto Region as a remake of Pokémon Yellow in the first new release in the region since 2009’s HeartGold & SoulSilver. These games feature co-op locally as well as a new device like a Poké Ball called the Poké Ball Plus that lets you take your Pokémon around with you in Pokémon GO and be used as a GO Plus. You can also send your Pokémon from GO to Pokémon GO Park to get them in Pokémon Let’s GO Pikachu & Eevee. They can be played with just one Joy-Con and capture is done by flicking the Joy-Con like Pokémon GO. Both the trainer and your partner Pikachu & Eevee can be customised. It is out November 16th

EDIT: It’s confirmed that the game only features the first 151 Pokémon + some Alolan Pokémon. It’s also confirmed that there are no wild Pokémon battles, just the capture. It will also contain a Pokémon that has never been seen before. This is the Pokémon referenced in the trailer and sent to Pokémon GO

Source: Serebii 

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ok so there’s a game me and my friends play called “don’t get me started” and basically someone gives another person a random topic and they have to go on an angry rant about it and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to us at parties and car rides so I highly recommend playing sometimes with your friends

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Keanu Thieves (via mushroombirdornaments)

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no coyotes are bigger than you think. I saw one in my grandma’s backyard and h o l y s h i t

if you’ve never seen one before

deer are smaller than you think

raccoons are bigger than you think

bears are smaller than you think but you were pretty close

otters are bigger than you think no even bigger than that

wolves are bigger than you think

wild cats are smaller than you think but hopefully you’ll never see one

chipmunks are smaller than you think

so are mice but you’ve seen a mouse right

you were right about the size of moose, mostly

pigs are bigger than you think

coyotes are that size

so are foxes

woops bears are bigger than you think but only that one type

this is an informational post about mammals if you know more please do tell

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if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to live in the midwest, this is it. 

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“it’s uncool to tie your jacket around your waist” is straight propaganda and they might have to carry theirs around but we don’t

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Theory: Someone named Alex was really pumped about living on the day they poured this concrete in 2010

A BETTER theory: Someone finished playing Dark Dawn and decided to write a spoiler in wet concrete

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First summer apartment project complete: Missing sock holder for the laundry room! ⚡ #harrypotter #dobbyisafreeelf (at Chicago, Illinois)

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Day 13: Favourite song from ‘Save Rock and Roll’

The Phoenix

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when somebody acts in a way that repulses you but cant speak up about it

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MY SCHOOL IS TRYING TO MAKE ME TEACH 4TH AND 5TH GRADE THIS YEAR

I’M LEGALLY NOT ALLOWED TO TEACH THOSE GRADES

I AM ONLY CERTIFIED 6-12

I COMMUNICATED THIS AND THEY SAID ‘IT WILL BE FINE’

brb looking for a new job

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Why are fall out boy lyrics on this painting? Did the artist plug in to save rock and roll? Is this an oath of silence for a voice of a generation? So many questions

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*flirts with the healer so they’ll prioritize me*

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I cant sleep so here i am Hello

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well ive screamed about golden sun enough for today

time to log off