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>> Gordon, I can safely say that it is now 2025!

>> Hell yeah, happy New Years guys!

>> It’s uh, the start of another new year!

>> Yes, yes!!!

>> S’new year.

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yo car-man

happy Early-For-You nier automata to you bro

gotta share our silly goober ai with each other sometime this year man i think your pink thing would like hanging out with the Gourd and Benny

-wicker

happy new year!

-🚘

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Happy New Year Carmen!!! Are you still at Soupy’s place with Francis?

Seattle is three hours behind us so I won’t be able to stay awake long enough to wish them a happy new years when it’s time over there.

-Coda

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SHIT! SORRY TODD.

Lydia and Wicker’s Forzen are laughing at my mistype now…

Happy New Year!

-Coda

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yo it’s uh.

New Year.

niceeeeee.

Happy 2025.

-wicker

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happy new year!

-🚘

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Happy New Year Carmen!!! Are you still at Soupy’s place with Francis?

Seattle is three hours behind us so I won’t be able to stay awake long enough to wish them a happy new years when it’s time over there.

-Coda

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And a Happy New Year from myself and my spouse.

Also…Coda, excellent work this year. 👍👍

And please check your messages for spelling errors before you send them.

-Todd

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yo it’s uh.

New Year.

niceeeeee.

Happy 2025.

-wicker

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Yeah it’s New Years!!!

Wicker and I met up at my place so our Science Teams could meet up and so that we could celebrate together! Only seemed fair since he helped me out with testing the 1.6 Beta.

Here’s to a good 2025b

-Coda

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yo it’s uh.

New Year.

niceeeeee.

Happy 2025.

-wicker

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[This post is in Real Time…]

yo it’s uh.

New Year.

niceeeeee.

Happy 2025.

-wicker

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((Flashing Lights Warning))

[As the cart is finally delivered to the test chamber, “Barni’s” hands shake nervously while pushing the cart.]

“It’s fine…it’s fine…it’s fine…”

[The Sample enters the laser, orange changes to green, becoming brighter and erratic.]

>> BARNI! GET AWAY FROM THE BEAM!

‘Shutting down! Attempting shut down…it’s not…it’s not shutting down! It’s not-!’

>> COME’ON CALARTS!!!

[The chamber doors remain sealed shut. Barni and Odin cannot escape, both are struck down with scorching hot beams of radiation.]

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>> What’s this supposed to be?

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Any last words, Barni?

“…I just realized I’m not wearing my helmet.”

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“Well…here goes nothing.”

[The air is tense, both in the game and outside of it. This moment is inevitable, but that doesn’t make it any less stressful for the person that has to let history unfold.]

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nobody tell Birdwell about the pita cutter room

>> Don’t you dare talk about that wretched room. It may cut bread now, but I remember its previous life.

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birdwell i do have to ask

whats with the scar on ur face? What happened??

>> …There’s an automated dissection machine on one of the far sides of the building, infamous for going haywire. I was at the wrong place at the wrong time. I’m lucky that this scar across the side of my jaw is the least of my physical injuries.

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> FUCK THE RULES

>> No naughty words!!!

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i think your warnings should be followed birdwell..

>> *sigh* I’m glad SOMEBODY agrees…

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YEAHHH LETS HALF THIS LIFE

>> Everybody in this building MUST be mad…not a single person has heeded my warnings.

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if anything happens we are!!! Here!!

“Thank you…I uh…I’m just so nervous…alright, we’re going in.”