#[ai.pur.barni]

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Hey Lydia watch this

._. /: .-. :/ ._.

Pretty cool cartwheel right

[Lydia popped out from wherever she was hiding to watch!]

>> HELL YEAH! CARTWHEELS! I CAN DO THAT TOO!

>> H’YUP!

“Woah! Both of those cartwheels looked real intense.”

>> Woah! Let’s be careful, now! This is a cramped hallway!

>> Heheh! Still got it! And they said I couldn’t keep kicking ass at 42!

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> HELL YEAH YET ANOTHER PURPLE WOMAN! WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

>> Purple’s a good color!

“It really is!”

“But uh…aren’t you worried that wearing purple will defeat the purpose of blending into the dark?”

>> Nope! Historically accurate ninjas wore blue! And purple is pretty close to blue, and being a black op is close enough to being a ninja…

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I guess I should be in-character, huh?

…

“Oh man…I am so late for work. And now I’ve been redirected to the Anomalous Materials Lab!!!…”

“…”

“AND PROM IS TOMORROW!!!!!”

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THE TEST!! YEAHH!!!!

“MWEEHEHEHEHEHE!”

>> SOMEBODY sounds excited!

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Oh shit. The Odin.

Awesome. Hello guy.

-Francis

>> Hello to you too Mister Francis! Good to see everybody so talkative! I bet they’ll be even more so when Calarts does that big test today.

“YIPPEE!”

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time to push the thing into the thing and watch the thing happen!.!.!.!!!

>> See ya at the test, kid!

“Ye!”

[Getting ever closer to the Test Chamber…oh?]

>> Heh, and I tell him “Well it sure doesn’t LOOK like a cat!”

[It seems that he’s trying to tell a joke to another security guard…it’s not going very well.]

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You should get the battery in Gordon’s locker, Barni

“Shit! The battery! Almost forgot about that.”

[The battery is picked up and slightly charges up the…safety vest?]

>> Huh, must be one of those electric bullet-proof vests I’ve been hearing about, like what the HECU has. Very neat.

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LETS GET ROCK

Rock that rock

:3

“ROCK ON!!!”

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Lydia what are you going to do if Feetman isn’t here?

>> I dunno. I heard they were doing a test on this side of the building, maybe I’ll sneak in to watch that.

“That’s where I’m gonna be!!! I get to push a rock into lasers!”

>> Oh shit, for real? Good luck pushing that rock, kiddo.

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How are Barni and Lydia doing?

“We’re friends now!”

>> BEST friends!

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go on barni lets go lets go lets get it on

“But…new fwiend…right inside of my homie’s locker…”

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OH WHATTHE FUCK

SOUND THE ALARMS??? BARNI WHAT

“Aaaaaaaah…why are you in my homie’s locker?”

>> I was supposed to capture him for questioning.

“Q���questioning? About what???”

>> About his horribly expired passport, obviously. Doesn’t he know it’s a crime to not get that shit renewed?”

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LOCKER TIMEEEEE

“LOCKER TIME~”

[For some reason, there is a person inside the locker.]

>> ………

“……….”

>> You’re not Gordon Freeman.

“Well…neither are you?!”

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Nobody being in there means everybody else’s stuff is forfeit, right?

“Probably…but I don’t think I should go rummaging around other people’s stuff.”

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yerrrsss go into the break room and look at gordos's stupid idiot baby son

“You’re bullying himmmmm! Be niiiice!”

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RUN BARNI RUNNNN

“RUNNING LIKE A WITTLE BUNNY WABBIT!!!!”