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Double King size actually

Dang how big is that...

Bed, it’s huge.

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The Family dinner 🥺💕

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And I-

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Hello, i made a dirty Tobirama x Kagami fanfic 💕

Hola, hice un fanfic Tobirama x Kagami bien cochino 💕

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We NEED to protect Brendan, make him shine 💖

i think about this a lot

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Kakashi: -So, I'm Kakashi and this is my husband Iruka *take a picture of Iruka off his wallet*

Kakashi: -And this is Iruka's son, Naruto *show off a picture of Naruto* and these are Naruto's siblings, Sasuke and Sakura *show off a picture of Sasuke and Sakura* and this is Sakura's sis-

Anko: -My God, I JUST ASK YOUR FULL NAME FOR THE MISION REPORT!!!

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Hashirama after finding out about Tobirama and Kagami was like:

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I forgot to do my own HAHSHSS

hello, i made a shipping chart

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hello, i made a shipping chart

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Kid Naruto: *entering into Iruka's room* Dad, i think there is a ghost under my bed, can i sleep with you-

Iruka: *Aggressively cover himself with the sheets*

Kid Naruto: Why is Kakashi-sensei in your bed?...

Kakashi: *Climbing down of Iruka* Ummmh... there was a ghost under my bed too

Kid Naruto: ... And why is you naked?

Kakashi: ... The weather is very hot this time of the year, isn't?

Kid Naruto: Oh, yeah, that's true! So i should too *Taking his froggy pijama off*

Kakashi and Iruka: NOOOOOOOO!!

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Sakura: Kakashi-sensei, I think you're in love with Iruka-sensei

Kakashi: WHAT?! HOW DO YOU KNOW?!

Sasuke: Actually the whole village knows, it's very obvious

Sakura: Yes, every time someone talks to you about him you have that shine in your eyes and things like that

Sasuke: You literally have to be an idiot to not notice it

Naruto: Wait! WHAT?! YOU ARE GOING AFTER MY IRUKA-SENSEI?!

Sasuke: *To Kakashi* You see?...

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Like father, like son~

Hello shark jesus

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Kakashi: Did you just call me "dad"?

Little Naruto: S-sorry, i didn't mean to-

Kakashi: You know what that makes?

Naruto: *Processing*

Kakashi: You just make that Iruka and I get married

Naruto: WHAT?! NO! I DON'T!

Kakashi: *Moving away* Well, i don't have choise, excuse me, i'm going kiss Iruka

Naruto: *pursuing Kakashi* NO!! I DIDN'T MEAN TO THAT!!! IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!!! YOU CAN'T!!! MY IRUKA-SENSEI!!!!

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Naruto, years later, watching pregnat Hinata: *gasp*

Hinata: Whats wrong, dear?

Naruto: That Bakashi-sensei, it wasn't about real "birds and bees"...

Iruka: Someone's got to tell Naruto about the birds and the bees.

Kakashi, to Naruto: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.

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Truly need 🙏

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Kakashi, to Naruto: And what will you do when Iruka tries to scold you?

Naruto: *sigh* Say "i'm really sorry, dad, please don't get mad" while using puppy eyes

Kakashi: Perfect, nothing can go wrong

Kakashi: Alright, let's go over this one more time. If something breaks...

Sakura and Sasuke: We try to fix it before Iruka-Sensei comes back.

Kakashi: And if that doesn’t work or Iruka arrives before you fix it?

Sakura and Sasuke: We blame Naruto.

Naruto: Seriously, i hate you guys.

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[Future]

Naruto: *Handing the Hokage hat to Sarada* Please welcome the new Hokage, Uchiha Sarada!

Sakura: *Clapping in the middle of the cheearing crowd* This is so lovely, right?

Sasuke, next to her: Yeah... *half smile*

Sakura: ...Dear, no

Sasuke: I didn't say anything

Sakura: Oh, so you weren't planning to ask Orochimaru to use edo tensei so you can see Nidaime-sama and laugh at his face?

Sasuke: ...

Sasuke: Sometimes I hate that you're the smartest of the three of us...