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oh i should probably like mention ive been unkidnapped!!!

and im also nineteenish now

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>:c stardew stop making me talk to people

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and thats why i just keep snacks everywhere

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im just gonna copypaste for ease at this point.

i’ve updated my ooc/rules stuff and tldr:

please don’t follow me if you’re under 18. i’m nearly 22, i’m just not comfortable with minors on my blogs.}}

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Broke: Minecraft is a silly kids game!1!1!1!

Woke: Minecraft is a beautiful combination of simple pixel graphics and the ability to do literally whatever you want. You can live a thousand of your best lives within five days in Minecraft. It doesn’t matter if you aren’t good at fighting mobs or mining ore, you can start a little farm or just explore in creative.

Third eye opening: hehe cübes

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Junimos! From Stardew Valley

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im just a lump of blankets playing stardew

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https://www.instagram.com/p/BqIS5iOAu5g/

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San Jose Municipal Rose Garden: Part 14

Sept. 2018

📷 by alexaeguzman

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Dukes up, you punk asses.

Thanks Dick for taking the picture!

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a couple days ago i had a dream where i was on a date w some girl and she said to me “idk why ppl believe 69 is the sexiest number when it’s rlly 64 bc that’s how many diamonds i can hold at once in minecraft” and i cant stop thinking about her

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alien-contact‌:

No faith in me.

#smh #Except Bart #He has faith in me

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alien-contact replied to your post: you guys are so mean leaving superboy out of the...

I don’t blame them But thanks Bart

oh hush you!!!

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you guys are so mean leaving superboy out of the trustworthy alien count???

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*pulls up to mcdonalds drive thru* hey…..it’s me again